The purple jelly bean joke

The only chapter

So, there once was a girl that would do anything for a purple jelly bean. There was a guy at her school who knew of that. So, he told her, "I'll give you a purple jelly bean if you go to my house." So she went to his house. Later on, when they got to his house, he said, "I'll give you a purple jelly bean if you go into my room." So she went to his room. (I wasn't told the details of this part, so...) Eventually, it got to where they were both naked. Then he said, "I'll give you a purple jelly bean if you let me put my finger in your belly button." Then she said, "Um, that's not my belly button." And he said, "And that's not my finger." (You know you have a dirty mind if you know what that means.)

Only A\N: This is not my story, I was told this story, you know who you are if you're reading this.