Su: What is Chi?
Tofu: OMG, THAT QUESTION AGAIN?!? I DIDN'T ANSWER?!?
The Three: NO.
Tofu: WHAT...yeah, I forgot.
Dan Yu (whispering): Hey bro, this guy has amnesia...
Tofu: >}:^{(
Qing Yu (whispering): I think he heard little brother.
Tofu: OF COURSE I HEAR YOU BRATTS!!!
Xuan: WHAT IS THAT SCREAMING?!?
Xuan, bothered by the noise, goes outside the hut and comes face to face with the four.
Xuan: (=)^O
The Three: HI!
Some minutes later...
Xuan: No one deserves...
Tofu: It's your fault!
Xuan: Mine?!?
Tofu: Of course! How could you not feel the presence of these three stooges?!?
Xuan: I haven't done this in a while! Maybe they were a little far off!
Qing Yu: We were actually about 10 meters behind you.
Xuan: >='^/
Tofu: I knew you were stuck, but I didn't think it was this bad.
Xuan (sighs): Chuif! Sniff!...
Xuan looks at Su.
Xuan: I told you to stay away.
Su: You looked so sad, we just wanted to know more about you.
Xuan: And who are the two?
Qing Yu: Nice to meet you, my name is Qing Feng Yu, and this one is my little brother Dan Re Yu.
Dan Yu: Hey pastor!
Xuan: Well, at least you guys look nice. You know what, I was going to sleep a little longer, I think I'm going to work overtime today. If you see Tofu and Su there, see if it disappears.
So Xuan leaves.
Dan Yu: He's really cool.
Su: It's a Zé Ruela that's right.
Tofu: Ghrr Ghrr...
The three: !
Tofu: So, are the three of you going to want to camp here or are you going to get the hell out of here?
Qing Yu: Well we have to go back to the village.
Su: Yeah, if I take too long my father will leave me stuck in the well...again.
The three leave back to the village saying goodbye to the old man, but a question still roamed Su's mind, what was this Chi guy? Soon the next day arrives and Su manages to convince the Yu brothers to go to the hut again.
Tofu: Mhmm???
Qing Yu: Good afternoon Mr. Tofu, how are you?
Tofu: Much better than you, look at that posture! Totally wrong!
Su: Oops! Take it easy old man!
Tofu: And those thin arms, the legs look strong but the rest...vishhh...
Dan Yu: The old man is smoking.
Tofu: And you! If you don't do something urgent, you'll be soft like your brother!
The Three: (=)^\/
Su: You say all that but you don't look in the mirror. Look at you! It's falling apart! How horrible!
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Fog Hill of Five Elements
FantasíaIn ancient China, three young people live their lives naturally, until they meet one visitor to their village. Xuan, a man with secrets from his past, will teach them about his mystical culture and the ways of the Elementals to defend this world aga...
