oasis reunion
georgeous, hey jules, spanish sleeper agent, will nye, who's alex?
hey jules
no i need help wtf
is alex turner actually comeking over to my house
i need help
please like genuinely not funny
georgeous
shut up
who's alex?
your gealousy is showing
and ask him
do you have his number
ARE YIU ON NUMBER BASIS WITH TURNER?
spanish sleeper agent
english please all of you and lock the door
unless you want him in
in a non sexual way
but also maybe a sexual way
will nye
that was a very sexual way.
but i mean im all for it
for myself obvious not jules
spanish sleeper agent
when alex turner comes over to your house you can comment
get lost
who's alex?
did she die
id say finally but she'll get pissed off
georgeous
she's getting ready
hey jules
i'm getting ready
fuck off
georgeous
called it
will nye
are you opening your door?
who's alex?
lock the back one at least
hey jules
eff off
not funny it's a serious situation
spanish sleeper agent
why has the story line advanced from national treasure finding out about us to jules shagging an arctic monkey
hey jules
i'm down
DONE* NO
done with you all
georgeous
SHES DOWN OMG
who's alex?
SOMEONE SCREENSHOT
will nye
i can just picture jules with the phone in one hand and a mop in the other
hey jules
i really don't appreciate the accuracy of that statement, now my flat is spotless though
nevertheless im powering off my phone
georgeous
WHY NO
hey jules
BECAUSE i know for a fact that someone will try and phone me and 100% it'll be you
spanish sleeper agent
what if he kidnaps you
hey jules
in my house
spanish sleeper agent
there's always a possibility
hey jules
well i'm not going to complain am i
who's alex?
SCREENSHOT AGAIN
will nye
your digital footprint will kick you up the ass mark my words
hey jules
not
in
that
way
i mean in a not worrying about my house way.
goodbye x
who's alex?
george
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only ones who know, alex turner
Fanfictionin the process of being rewrote|slow updates titles; only ones who know by arctic monkeys after juliet bowie goes to the studio with her best friend she becomes intrigued by a mysterious front man. alex turner who coincidentally also becomes hypnoti...
