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jules
hi im so sorry for my friend tagging you, it was supposed to be a joke and he obviously didn't think you'd see. so once again im so sorry.

miles kane
no it's fine no big deal honestly! i know who you are so when i seen i got tagged i just got confused and commented.
really no need to apologise for your friends though, they seem like a handful😂

jules
thanks and they are im surprised i've lasted this long with them, we all love your music and they thought you'd be pissed at them for tagging you.
also how do you know me?

miles kane
no no im not uptight id never get pissed off over a joke!
and i don't know if you know but your ex is an acquaintance of mine not to mention you totally normal and not famous father.

jules
ah the ex totally forgot about that
wait i don't have a famous dad?
when? this is shocking!
i can't believe it

miles kane
wait he might be famous! wasn't be like in the beatles or something!
yes the ex, i met jake twice im sure, never said much he was quiet and after you two started dating i thought it'd be weird if i just dm you and said hello

jules
if miles kane, national treasure had slid into my dm a few months ago i think i'd be more than happy, jake probably would not have been though.
he is very quiet i think that's what i liked about him, he was a mysterious music man.

miles kane
why do your friends keep saying that? national treasure
like the movie
i know a mysterious music man too!

jules
YOU KNOW THE MOVIE?
miles kane, national treasure
it's your nickname in our friend group whenever your name is said it has to be followed with national treasure because you are a national treasure
mysterious music men are my absolute favourite i love them.

miles kane
the nicholas cage movie? yes although ive never seen it just know the name.
tell your friends i said thank you, i know it's a joke but im flattered!
the one i know, he's just so mysterious and musical.

jules
nonono you being a national treasure is no joke!!! the nickname rule that must always be followed is the joke
id really love to meet this mysterious music man you're talking of, sounds very what's the word mysterious.

miles kane
he'd probably love to meet you too although i'd doubt he'd have time, rather busy man.
okay i get it now,
so fully inform me as to how this came about please as id love to know?

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