"I am Rainbow Dash. I am the best flier in Equestria and the most awesome pony ever." Rainbow Dash says, posing.
"Hey baby" I pose even better and strike her with rizz.
She blushes. "Uh, hey."
I grabbed the pony's face and rizz kiss her. "Gemmie some of dat."
Rainbow Dahs doesn't even pull away. "Oh my gee."
"How you doin'" Suddenly I'm joey from F.R.I.E..N.D.S
"What are you intentions with me?" Rainbow Dash asks, posing like some 90s anime girl.
"Murder." I say with a serious face.
"WHAT?" Rainbow Dash is now enriched in rage. "HOW COULD YOU!"
She starts flying away at the speed of light.
I chase after her, because suddenly i grew wings and now i can fly. "Wanna kiss, muffin-face" I chad face her, blowing a kiss.
Rainbow Dash is verbally disgusted.
"You are just pure evil! I will never ever fall for you evil powers!"
She flies away even faster, so you could not possible follow. She yells while flying away.
"I WILL NEVER LOVE YOU, EVIL MONSTER! YOU'RE EVIL AND NOT KIND AT ALL!!"
She goes beyond the clouds, going as fast as she can. But is it fast enough? I laugh like an evil french man as i whip out my Glock from my panties. I aim and fire a bullet at her.
But Rainbow Dash can sense the bullet with her secret 'bullet sensing powers'. She barrell-rolls in the sky and dodges the bullet, stopping herslef mid air and facing you.
"You utter monster! YOU CRUEL LITTLE BITCH!"
She screams at me.
I lower my head as i order a nuclear air strike on Rainbow Dash to eliminate her.
MISSION NOTES: SUCCESSFUL
YOU ARE READING
Holy Water: Needed
RandomThe title. This one is for my besties! YK who U R. You all need help, I'll come with since I wrote this shit. This is my book to bring upon this cursed land.
