Twaylight

the breakup

collaboration with layla

i'm doing my makeup, wearing something slutty as usual(layla said this), i can't wait to see barack, i think he will be my date to the wedding, not to mention michelle's out of my hair. i texted him, 'can't wait to see you cutie! i've never been a president... before.❤️😉" he sent me back one of those bitmoji things, and it was the one were the bitmoji is naked and covered in rose petals.

then... i get an unexpected message. 'i need so much right now, more than ever, can you please come over, you're the only person i can talk to' i stared dumbfounded, pitbull just asked me to come over, but why?

i look at my apple watch(taylor owns one), i have half an hour, it should be fine if i see him for a little...

i skate over to his house in bevs hills(cause libby can't think of anywhere else a famous person could possibly live). pitbull was sat on his couch in a fetal position, my heart sank, i rushed over and hugged him, he was shocked cause he didn't even see me come into the room, "taylor!" he gasped, oh man, it must be bad, his rent was late about a week ago, how could pit forget to pay his bills?

after he broke our embrace i stared deeply into his blue ORBS, "me and ke$h... we, the... the wedding is OFF!" he cried, he looked so sexy, i wiped his tears on his bald head, "i'm so sorry pit" i say, looking at him with horny eyes, i wanted to jump right onto that bald sensitive shiny man, but i couldn't! he was vulnerable and he needs me.

i look at my phone(taylor owns one), only 15 minutes til i see barack... whatever, i have time.

i get in close with pitbull, we are looking for tv shows to watch, "hey, how about fast and furious?" he asks, "NO!" taylor says, whiny and melodramatically, "vin diesel... well, he's my ex." i say, she likes her men like she likes her coffee, no hair anywhere.

they decided to watch gnomeo and juliet, and pit starts crying, i wish i had a love as strong as gnomeo and juliet, i can't help myself in this moment, i grab his chin and kiss him, and he kisses me back.