Twaylight

waking up

i woke up next time pitbull(they didn't have sex ... freak), i didn't even realize i stayed the night, i slid out his bed and checked my phone; 10 missed calls from obama, "where are u?" "ur an hour late now" "i guess u don't care abt me anyways..." i sighed looking at the texts. i slipped on my sambas and snuck out the door, pitbull got up from the sound of a creaking door, "stay..." he said, i just looked back at him sympathetically and walked out.

i went to the white house, and i saw him and michelle kissing! ugh, i should've seen this coming. i left before he could see me spying on him, i crossed my arms and walked through the forest, i punched a tree, +0 damage.

i swept my feet along the forest floor before hearing a ruckus, i glance from behind the overgrowth to see sonic and a mysterious werewolf in an epic duel, sonic defeated the wolf and he shifted into a man and they made out passionately, oh my gosh! that's jacob from twilight, we went to high school together! sonic slapped jacob's ass right before they saw taylor, "oh no!" sonic exclaimed, jacob walked up to me and got on his knees, "please don't tell bella, i want to date her baby! me and sonic are just casual.." jacob sheepishly admitted.

"i don't know..." taylor muttered, "PROMISE you won't tell anybody." sonic said, "okay, i won't." taylor agreed finally, "okay, awesome sauce! gotta bounce!" he sped away. jacob was left sitting at his lonesome, "he's using you." taylor said simply, "i know... i just can't get enough." jacob said with a melancholy look on his face, taylor joined him on the forest floor, "i feel that." taylor said glancing over at him, in the heat of the moment taylor kissed jacob, they both realized what they were doing and pulled away, "i should go.." taylor awkwardly remarks, "yeah... maybe you should."