Emma: (shoots gun)
Michael: THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU
Gabriel: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand
Granny Peet: POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM
Gabriel: FUCK OFF
Emma: Hey how much money do you have
Wilamena: Uh, like 69 cents
Emma: You know what that means!
Wilamena (crying): I don't have enough money for chicken nugget
Wilamena: Hey, what did you get for number twelve?
Michael: I got eighteen
Rafe: I got 9.5
Emma: I got Abraham Lincoln...for some reason, I don't-
Emma: How do you know what's good for me?
Michael: THAT'S MY OPINON!!!!
Emma: YAAH
Wilamena: AAAH stahhhhhp I coulda dropped my croissant >:(
Rafe, talking about Lili and Eternity: And they were roommates
Abby and Jake, simultaneously: oh my god they were roommates
Michael: What do you want from me?
Emma: (stands in the doorway eating a Kit-Kat whole)
Michael: Please, just stop, aaaa-
Emma: Look, it's the good kush
Wilamena: This is the dollar store, how good can it be
Wilamena: I saw you hanging out with dwarves yesterday
Michael: Wil it's not what you think
Wilamena: I WON'T HESITATE BITCH (shoots him with a Nerf gun)
Michael to Emma: you know what? I'm about to say it. I don't care that you broke your elbow.
Dena: what you say? what you say?
Gabriel: i said whoever threw that paper yo moms a hoe!
Michael: hmhm that is not correct because according to the encyclopedia of bldmclvbpvkv
Michael: is there anything better than pussy
Michael: yes a really good book
Emma to Rourke: if you put your fucking hands on me I'll rip your fucking face off fucking bitch
Kate: what did he do?
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Butterfly Wings - The Books Of Beginning
FanfictionSomeone made the horrible choice to bring technology and social media to the magical world, and now everyone has to deal with the consequences. Thanks to progress, and some handy tutorials from the Wibberlys, Wilamena has discovered the joy of aest...
