Stobonik one-shots.

Intriguing Questions

Summery: Just Stone saying intriguing questions and Robotnik actually trying to understand them-

kind of shot: Idk tbh, Imma say fluff but sort of disturbing a bit?

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Robotnik POV:

I was working while Stone was working on his own stuff when he stopped all of a sudden. I got a bit worried at the sudden stop and looked back at him.

"Stone, are you alright?"

"If you cut off your leg. Where would the pain go?"

What the f- well. That was certainly an unexpected, but quite easy-to-answer question. I gave him a weird out look and answered.

"W-well, it would go in your le-"

"But you don't have that leg anymore. How would you feel the pain then? Not in your leg because you don't have anymore. Then, where would the pain go, where would it even come from then...?" Stone murmured in a low voice.

I turned around and looked at the desk, actually dumbfounded. He had a point. We usually say the pain would be in our leg. But the leg is gone, where is it coming from then? Where would it be directed at? I blinked a couple times before cursing under my breath as to what the fuck Stone just said.   

~Another moment~

"Umm, doctor?" asked Stone.

"Yes, Stone?"

"If I call someone to murder me...Is that sewerslide or manslaughter...?"

I chocked on my latte as I slowly looked at him with a stare that just spoke "man what the fuck-"

"Stone, why, in the ever loving fuck would you even think about that?"

Stone just shrugged his shoulders and hummed an "I don't know".

"It just happens I guess."

I only looked back at my latte and thought Jesus fucking Christ Stone.

~ Last one cuz I'm lazy rn~

"Are oranges named oranges because oranges are orange. Or are oranges named orange, because oranges are orange."

"Stone for fuck's sake is the middle of the fucking night. Go to sleep goddammit-"