Prompt: Write a short film script parody with dialogue based on Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring. Heisenberg Walter White is Frodo. Jesse Pinkman is Sam. Saul Goodman is Gandalf. Skinny Pete is Sméagol or Gollum. Badger is Aragorn. Jesse says "yo" a lot because he is a druggie. His best friends skinny Pete and badger are immature meth heads and gangsters who geek a lot about sci fi movies and debate about "Coke or Pepsi." Heisenberg Walter White is violent and greedy and a genius, creating the meth ring. Hank, the cop is Saruman.
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FADE IN:
EXT. MIDDLE EARTH – DAY
The beautiful countryside of Middle Earth is shown in all its glory, accompanied by the epic music of Canadian composer Howard Shore. Suddenly, a car appears on screen, driving down the road.
CUT TO:
INT. CAR – DAY
Walter White, a.k.a Heisenberg, is driving with his companions, Jesse, Skinny Pete, and Badger.
Jesse: Yo, Mr. White, where are we headed?
Walter: We're on a mission, Jesse. A mission to create the finest meth in all of Middle Earth.
Badger: Yo, that's like the one ring to rule them all!
Skinny Pete: Yeah, but we gotta be careful, yo. There are cops everywhere.
Jesse: Yo, I ain't afraid of no cop. We got Heisenberg on our side!
Walter: (smirking) Damn right.
Suddenly, Saul Goodman appears on the road ahead of them, dressed in Gandalf's robes.
Saul: Heisenberg, my dear boy! I've been waiting for you.
Walter: Saul, what's going on?
Saul: I've come to warn you. The cops are onto you. They're watching your every move.
Jesse: Yo, we gotta do something!
Skinny Pete: Yeah, we can't let them take away our precious!
Badger: Wait, are we talking about the meth or the ring to rule them all?
Saul: (exasperated) Both, you imbeciles. Listen, Heisenberg, you must take the meth to the only place it will be safe – Mordor.
Walter: Mordor? That's a long way to go.
Saul: Not if you have a wizard by your side. (pulls out a bag of blue crystals) I have something that will help us on our journey.
Walter: (eyes widen, sarcastically) Blue Sky? My god, Saul, where did you get this?
Saul: Let's just say I have my sources.
Jesse: (whispers) Yeah, his sources are us.
Walter: (smiling) Alright, let's go to Mordor. But we're gonna need some help.
CUT TO:
EXT. FOREST – DAY
Jesse, Skinny Pete, Badger, and Heisenberg are walking through the forest when they hear a rustling in the bushes. Suddenly, a disheveled-looking Skinny Pete emerges, speaking in a strange voice.
Skinny Pete: My precious...
Jesse: Yo, what the hell happened to Skinny Pete?
Heisenberg: (realization dawning) That's not Skinny Pete, that's Gollum!
Gollum: (snarling) Yes, my precious, we wants the meth!
Badger: Yo, we gotta get outta here!
Jesse: (drawing a gun) Not so fast, Gollum. We got Heisenberg on our side.
Heisenberg: (grinning) Time to cook.
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EXT. MORDOR – DAY
The group finally arrives at Mount Doom, where they are confronted by Hank, dressed in Saruman's robes.
Hank: Heisenberg! I've been waiting for you.
Walter: (smiling) I've been waiting for you too, Hank.
Jesse: Yo, what are we gonna do?
Badger: Coke or Pepsi?
Skinny Pete: Can I have some more Blue Sky?
Heisenberg: (suddenly serious) We fight.
CUT TO:
EXT. MOUNT DOOM – DAY
A fierce battle ensues between the group and Hank's army of cops.
Heisenberg's gang pulls out their guns and begins firing at Hank's army of cops, who respond with their own gunfire. The battle is intense, with explosions and smoke filling the air.
Jesse: Yo, this is insane!
Badger: I told you we should've brought more Blue Sky!
Skinny Pete: (screaming) My precious!
Heisenberg: (barking orders) Jesse, flank them from the left. Skinny Pete, take out their snipers. Badger, hold this position. We're almost there.
The gang fights fiercely, but Hank's army is too strong. They're outnumbered and outgunned. It seems like all hope is lost.
But then, Saul emerges from the shadows, wielding a powerful weapon.
Saul: (shouting) For Middle Earth!
He unleashes a barrage of fire from his weapon, decimating Hank's army.
Hank: (screaming in agony) Nooooo!
The battle is over. Heisenberg and his gang have emerged victorious.
Heisenberg: (panting) We did it. We made it to Mordor.
Jesse: Yo, that was crazy!
Skinny Pete: (smiling) My precious...
Badger: (grinning) Coke for the win!
Saul: (proudly) I knew you could do it, Heisenberg.
Heisenberg: (nodding) We couldn't have done it without you, Gandalf.
The gang celebrates their victory, knowing that they have successfully protected their precious meth from the clutches of Hank and his army of cops.
FADE OUT.
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