"What the fuck."
Yosuke stared at Yu in disbelief, who gave him a deadpan look in return.
"What?"
"What do you mean, 'what'!?"
"What do you mean, 'what do you mean, what'?"
"What do you mean- okay no, fuck this, you just kissed me!"
Yu quirked an eyebrow. "And?"
"I'm not- I'm- that's gay!" Yosuke sputtered.
"Aaaaaaaaand?"
Yosuke whipped around to face Kanji, who seemed to be just as surprised as him.
"Help me out here, man!"
Kanji blinked, snapping him out of his perpetual shock. "Oh, uhhhh... yeah, that's gay."
Yosuke groaned. "We know, that doesn't help!"
"I... I thought we were gay." Yu mused.
"NO?" Yosuke waved his arms around dramatically. "We are not gay! We're bros that are straight and don't kiss because that's fucking gay as fuck!"
"Wait, you want to gay fuck?" Kanji interjected, his eyes widening.
Yosuke felt his face heat up. "No! Dear god, are you even following the conversation!?"
"...No." Kanji muttered, looking down at the floor in shame.
"I don't protest the idea," Yu put in, making Yosuke let out a high pitched whine of exasperation.
"Stop! This is weird! We aren't gay, man!"
"Speak for yourself."
"You're gay!?"
Yu shrugged. "I thought it was obvious."
"Who's gay?" Kanji asked, raising his head again.
Yu pointed to Yosuke, who's eyes widened impossibly more than before.
"Nobody is gay! Stop saying we're gay!"
"I'm gay," Yu replied.
"So am I," Kanji added.
"You're gay?" Yu asked Kanji, tilting his head in curiosity.
"Hell yeah, man. You're gay?" Kanji smirked proudly.
"Hell yeah, man. You're gay?" Yu parroted.
"Hell yeah, man. You're gay?"
"Hell yeah, man. You're gay?"
"What is happening!?" Yosuke yelled, frantically glancing back and forth between the other two.
"We're gay," Yu stated.
"OBVIOUSLY!"
"Are you not gay, Yosuke-senpai?" Kanji asked, a weirdly disappointed look on his face.
"No! That's what I've been saying this whole time!"
"But you kissed me." Yu argued.
"You kissed me!" Yosuke jabbed a finger at Yu's chest.
"I wish someone would kiss me..." Kanji muttered.
"I'll kiss you," Yu offered.
"Aw, yeah!" Kanji perked up.
"Nope! There will be no kissing as long as I'm here!" Yosuke stepped between the two of them, arms outstretched.
