Buckle up. This could take a while.
Name: Noah Blanchette
Nickname: SMG5, Maestro
Date of birth: 1st of June, 1988
Age: 22 (He was 22 when Luke uploaded the cake is a lie in this universe)
Wife: Tari
Gender: Male
Species: Human
Eye colour: Brown
Hair Colour: Black
Favourite Colour: Red, Yellow and Blue
When he's on earth: Well famous person, celebrity, sports maestro, and worldwide icon.
Weapon of choice: Basically any weapon that's ever existed in fiction and in non-fiction.
Signature weapon: Portal gun
Additional powers:
He doesn't have to sleep so he'll always feel fresh, tireless, and energetic forever, although he can choose to sleep if he wants to.
He can give himself and his friends any amount of money in video games.
His bank balance never goes down.
He gets £100 every time he drinks something
He earns £10 every second
He can turn any food into a hot meal
He can eat anything without getting sick/fat
He gets anything from anywhere for free, but depending on how much the cost of the item is, all the profit will be going to charity
He can mute and private chat anybody
His skin will always be perfect
He will never get greasy fingers no matter what he eats
He never has to watch ads ever again
Whenever he blinks, he gets £100
He gets £1 for every calorie he eats
Every word he says + every second he gets £1
Personality: Normal and when he's with friends: Caring, Friendly, Happy, Polite, Supportive, Comforting. When he's dealing with anyone who gets in his way: Angry, Brave, Serious, heroic, Confident, Responsible. When he's with Tari: Kind and funny.
Yep, told you this would take a while.
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Smg4 Restarted: The legacy of SMG5: Stage 1, book 1: 2011
ActionNoah Blanchette. His story has been quite a roller coaster. Want to know what happened? Well, we need to go back to the beginning.
