I Advise You To Like Me As Soon As Possible

Chapter 5

<Translated By Crystal>

This chap is on crack HAHHA

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Without further ado, Ning Wan picked up Fu Zheng and Liu Guizhen, who was holding onto the chicken, bright and early the next morning. The three piled into the car and drove to the chicken farm located in the suburbs.

Everything went very smoothly since Ning Wan had already contacted the owner of the farm in advance. The only wrench was Liu Guizhen suddenly getting cold feet.

"I... I don't want to go in after all."

Ning Wan pressed her anxiously. "Auntie Liu, you..." The whole thing was nearly over and done with. Were they going to back out now?

"No, no, Lawyer Ning, I'd still like you to castrate the chicken, but I... I can't go in..." Liu Guizhen shook her head repeatedly. "I can't look at blood. I can't even kill a fish at home, if I had to watch a rooster being castrated, I'm afraid that..."

Hearing her explanation, Ning Wan breathed a sigh of relief. "Then don't worry, auntie," she said generously. "You don't have to accompany us. There is a farmer's market to the west. Why don't you go and browse a bit? We'll call you when everything's over."

"But the chicken..."

"Fu Zheng will hold onto him."
Liu Guizhen immediately stuffed the rooster into Fu Zheng's arms and turned away happily.

Fu Zheng had been wearing a mask ever since entering the chicken farm. Alas, the odor arising from the chicken farm was still such that he was on the verge of rising up to heaven right there on the spot. Then, just as he was certain that he was right now in the worst moment of his life, life once again hit him hard with the reassurance that things could still get worse...
As he was trying desperately to hold his breath, disaster occurred, and before he could even react a warm, heavy chicken with the smell of fresh excrement was unloaded into his arms... Fu Zheng felt for a moment like both his mental and physical health had been beaten down badly.

Ning Wan didn't give a damn about Fu Zheng's mental health. She walked into the capon master's barn, then turned and called, "What are you doing, standing there all dazed? Come in! "

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Fu Zheng took in a deep breath. He glanced at the chicken he was carrying. Holding it carefully, he moved into the barn. Internally, he was trying his best to build up his own mental strength. It's okay, Fu Zheng, relax, soon the chicken will be anesthetized and castrated. Then this nightmare will be over. Persistence is victory...

Alas, reality never lives up to one's ideals.
"Come hold the chicken down! Hang on tight, it might struggle when being castrated."

Fu Zheng raised his eyes to Ning Wan in shock, "Aren't we going to anesthetize it?"
"Anesthetic, Master Fu? Do you think that chickens are like pets, as delicate as cats and dogs?" Ning Wan turned a laughing look on him. "Have you any idea how many roosters there are in a chicken farm, and how many the owner has to castrate a day?
"You probably don't even know why chicken farms neuter their roosters."

"I know." Fu Zheng licked his lips. "To prevent such a large crowd of roosters from crowing and disturbing the peace."
"Hahahaha!" Ning Wan jeered, gazing on him in ridicule. "You're seriously a sheltered little young master."

"Why would anyone need to stop the crowing around this remote farm? There's no residential area anywhere for miles. The neutering of roosters shifts the balance of their hormones, making the chickens more docile. Since they're no longer aggressive, they become much more sedentary, leading to muscle loss, increase in fat and weight, and a huge gain in meat quality!"