The gang were in the war room, Reagan had told them about a job the Shadow Board is giving them.
Gigi: So let me get this straight, the shadow board wants us to steal something called a " Howling Moon " from the werewolves? What the fuck is a Howling Moon?
Meryl: ( off-screen: ) It's a glowing orb that makes werewolves instantly relax whenever they're near it. Also Gigi, why do you have cancel tweets on Reagan and the gang? Minus me and Richie.
The gang turned their heads and saw Meryl with Gigi's phone.
Gigi: How the fuck did you get your hands on my phone?
Meryl: ( calmly as she gives Gigi's phone back: ) When I gave you that hug this morning when you came into work. Fun fact about Meryl, never trust that she didn't steal your phone or wallet when she gives you a hug. Because I'm a Ridley, we don't really do hugs.
Gigi: Just don't steal my phone.
Reagan: Wait, Meryl, how do you- Let me guess, you read books on werewolves.
Meryl: Yeah, and not the weird teen romance ones like Twilight.
Myc: You read Twilight?
Meryl: No, I only read half of the first chapter before I burn the book. And afterwards I hacked J.R's phone to post embarrassing photos of him on the internet as punishment because he was the one that gave me the book.
Gigi: Wait, that was you? Jesus girl, it took me forever to get people to forget that on social media.
Andre: And didn't J.R put out a man hunt for whoever posted them?
Meryl: Yeah, ( chuckles ) somehow he'd never figured out it was me.
Reagan: Let's get back on track, guys. Meryl, do you know where we can get one?
Meryl: Were-teen clubs, but only the ones that are owned by the Were mob.
Reagan: Damnit.
Brett: Maybe we can disguise as teens again, Reagan-
Meryl: ( stiffens a laugh ) You and Reagan disguised yourselves as teens? Oh god, please tell me that Brett was dressed as the dumb jock and Reagan was dressed as the stereotypical nerd.
Reagan: No. No. We are not doing that.
Myc: Guys, we have an actual teen now. Why don't we send her in one of those Were-teen clubs to steal one of their orb thingies?
Meryl smiled slightly and it was barely noticeable, as she kinda liked the idea, but she quickly frowned when Reagan spoke since Reagan didn't like the idea.
Reagan: No. We are not putting in any kind of club, especially not one that's owned by people who want to kidnap her.
Meryl: Come on, Reagan, I'll wear a disguise and an ear piece or whatever.
Reagan: ( not amused, still not liking the idea ) Oh really? What disguise?
Meryl: I'll disguise myself as some kind of were person, like a wolf or a bunny? Isn't that what normal teens like? Bunnies?
Gigi: No, honey, you're thinking about something else I don't think you understand what it is.
Glenn: ( to Meryl: ) You definitely do not know what that means, young lady.
Meryl: Huh?- Nevermind, but come on, Reagan. Isn't socialization with people my own age good for me or some shit?
Reagan: Again, people that want to use you for evil.-
Meryl: Isn't Cognito Inc basically the definition of evil?
Reagan: Yes- no? Anyway, you're still not doing it.
Meryl: ( to Reagan, with a smug smile: ) Okay, have fun explaining to the Shadow Board why you weren't able to do the simplest job such as getting a single Howling Moon....
Andre, Gigi, & Myc: Ooh-
Reagan: ( to Andre, Gigi, & Myc: ) Shut up. ( To Meryl: ) Fine, you can go into disguise and get us the moon thingie-
Meryl: Yes!
Reagan: But you have to have something you can use for self defense, wear an ear piece and a hidden camera so we can monitor you, and stay clear from any weirdos.
Meryl: Brett & Richie kind of weirdos or actually weirdos.
Reagan: Actually weirdos.
Meryl: Gotcha. Also don't worry, ( snaps her fingers and a pocket knife in her hand ) I can get my own self defense stuff whenever I want. Plus, we you all are forgetting, I have powers, I can literally blow the place up if I wanted to.
Brett: Wait, what kind of were people are there?
Meryl: Werewolves, duh. And Were-bunnies, Were-foxes, Were-lions, Were-cats, Were-dogs, Were-jaguars, and etc, because there's a were beast of almost every kind of pawed animal.
Gigi: Well, honey, knowing Reagan's fashion tastes. I'm going to help you with the disguise.
Meryl held in a laugh as Reagan became mad at what Gigi said about her fashion tastes.
Reagan: Hey-
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That's it for this chapter, I hope you like it.
What kind of Were-teen do you think Meryl should disguise as? What do you think will happen next chapter?
Till next time my agents of mischief 😜
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Two Ridleys ( An Inside Job fanfic )
Fanfiction- disclaimer - I don't own the characters or the franchise or the cover, I only own my ocs Btw: This takes place after Part 2 Intro: The Shadow Board leaves Reagan and the gang in charge of a powerful weapon, but the weapon is a.... Teenager with su...