I look over at my phone 7:30. I rub my eyes and slowly open them as I adjust to the light. Every Saturday morning, I go and wake up Derek so he and I can go jogging. I put on some nike shorts, sports bra and tennis shoes before walking out and closing my door. Today was one of those days in Portland where it was nice and sunny. I make a five-minute jog over to the Chapman's house and ring the doorbell. Mrs.Chapman greets me with a kiss on the cheek and lets me in so I can go wake Derek up. I run up the stairs, two at a time and open his bedroom door. He is still in bed and from what I can see he is shirtless. I tip-toe over to the bed and carefully get on it. I stand there for 10 seconds before I start jumping, making the bed squeak and shuffle. "Derek!" I sang his name and he groaned. I bellyfloped on the bed and landed next to him. He laughed at me with his eyes closed. I get up and yank the bed covers off him and he groans even louder before hiding his face under the pillow. I crawl on the bed and straddle him. Me sitting on his chest. One thing I learned from Jenna Marbles is that to annoy your dog, you tap them constantly on the chest or on the head. So I figured, if it worked on dogs, it should work on Derek. I yank the pillow off his face and tap his forehead repeatedly. He opens his eyes and rolls them at me.
I get off of him and help him up from the bed. "Get ready while I make your bed" I say to him and he nods disappearing into the bathroom. I quickly make his bed and organize some stuff that's on the ground. He comes out in his athletic outfit and fakely smiles. "Fuck me! McSteamy we go out and jog every single Saturday! get used to it!" I complain at his behavior. When I said 'Fuck me' I meant as in shut up already...not literally. He sighs and apologizes. "I know, I know I'm sorry. Come on lets go already." He holds out his hand and drags me downstairs. I let out a half smile as he shoves a piece of gum in my mouth. His mom comes into the kitchen and hands him a water bottle and says good as she heads up the stairs. He opens the door for me and both of us walk onto the porch to stretch. I do my usual routine. Right over left, left over right, middle, lounge and lounge. He helps me by holding my leg up over our heads and counting to ten. He stretches quickly and we both run off together.
We usually jog a mile, walk ten minutes and then another mile. In one of our breaks we sit down on a bench and drink from the bottle. His veins pop out as he flexes his arm to open the bottle. I watch him as he takes the bottle over his lips drinks. His adam's apple moving up and down on his neck. He hands me the water and I gladly take it. Chugging some of it down. He suddenly laughs making me smile as I drink. The water rushes down my body onto my legs and I gasp. He stands up completely shocked and laughs. My mouth is open all the way for my whole "section" is completly wet. I close my eyes and let out groan. "Derek you have five seconds to start running away...1...2...3...4...5" I get up from where I am standing and chase after as he breaks into a sudden sprint. I know where he's headed. Bo. I chase after him and take a quick short-cut to Bo's house on Main Street. I stand on the porch of 20 seconds and decide to hide behind the chairs. I hear him coming up the porch steps and letting out a sigh. I calmly stand up as he face the other way. "You thought you could get away with this didn't you?" He freezes and turns around to see me. "u-uh" He stutters and I shut him up. "Save it for when your dying Chapman" and with that I tackle him down and he falls onto the grass.
I straddle him once again and start to tickle him in his most ticklish place. The back-side of his elbow. He's laughing like crazy now and begging for me stop. "NORA" He says in between laughs. "Oh I'm sorry, that's not I wanted to hear" I say sarcastically and put his arms over his head. Suddenly he flips us and he's on top straddling me. My hips are in between his knee's and our groins are really close...aca-awkward. He tickles my stomach, making me buck my hips upward. "Derek stop" I breathe out and he heard me but doesn't stop. "Derek" I warn him. He just smirks before tickling me again. He then stops as he hears the front door open. "HEY!" Bo screams making us freeze. "STOP HAVING SEX ON MY LAWN!" Derek got off me and held out his hand. I roll my eyes and take it. Bo made his way to us and frowned. "What do you think you're doing at 8 in the morning having the McNasty on my lawn!" He crossed his arms and tapped his foot. Derek and I looked at each other and then point. "It was her" "It was so McYummy!" "Not it wasn't" "Yes it wa-" We both got cut off by Bo laughing. "I was kidding guys" He smiled and rolled his eyes as he walked away. Derek and I stand there. Bo turns around and raises his hands in question. "Aren't you guys coming?" Derek and I look at each other say "Right" at the same time. He pushes me softly catching me off guard so he can get to the house first. I quickly regain my balance and run after him jumping on his back. He laughs and gives me a piggy-back ride all the way to the porch. He sets me down and we enter the house.
"So why were you two fighting anyway?" Bo says as he hands us two bottles of Starbucks frappuccinos. "Derek made me spill water all over me and it looked like I peed" I complain and then take a sip from my drink. "If you want to change, there's another pair of shorts upstairs from when you slept over last week." Bo says and I nod. "Thanks Bo" I give him a kiss on the cheek. I laugh as I make my way up the stairs and hear him say "Anything for Nors!"
