Yesterday was stressful but everything was fine. I was in my room on my phone but I heard the drama what happened last night. It was quite sad,with dad and Brad. I was in my room and I was on my phone clearly bored.
That's all I did all day but we had to go to this thing dad and Brad planned out but Adrienne's dad had to be in it because it would be pretty bad if he wasn't. So I decided to just watch them and not participate. I was trying so hard not to laugh because they were arguing.
"Cut it out! This is stupid I don't even get it. Why go on a trip when Mary's about to have a baby? What's so damn important you got to go Bethlehem in the middle of the night?"asked Megan.
"There was a census,okay? We covered that in Sunday school."said dad making me shake my head.
"Megan, what is going...did you get into the eggnog?"asked mom.
"Knew we should've put it away"I said.
"Hey. Who's up for some IHOP?"asked Megan making me sigh.
"Yeah,that kid's pickled all right."said grandpa Kurt.
"Mon, you're pretty. Can we go to IHOP?"asked Megan again.
"I'm sorry, folks. Having some technical difficulties"said Pop-Pop.
"Great, dad. Now you've broken the fourth wall!"shouted Brad angrily.
"None is it's real,folks."said Brad.
"I want to go wait in the car."said Megan pushing mom's head away.
"Give me the keys, Brad!"shouted Megan.
"No, I am not giving you the key to the car, because you're drunk and you're a child."said Brad.
"Nobody likes your dumb stupid Brad Voice and you smell like pumpkins!"shouted Megan throwing sticks at Brad.
"Megan!"I shouted angrily.
"And you're a mean drunk."said Brad.
"Kid's got an arm"said grandpa Kurt laughing lightly.
"Drunk nine-year old real nice parenting"said Adrienne's dad.
"Oh shut up!"I shouted angrily I then climbed over the fence and went up to his face.
"Ever since you met my dad you've been shitting on him! it's not his fault you left your wife and that he took her and her kid! So stop being such an asshole to my dad!"I shouted angrily.
"Who the fuck is this fucking bitch?"he asked angrily.
"That bitch is my daughter you son of a bitch"said dad pushing me behind him and glared at Roger.
Suddenly there was a loud thud making us turn to it and saw Adrienne on the floor faced first.
"Adrienne!are you okay sweetheart?"asked Karen running over to her kid.
"Is she okay?is she...what is she..."asked Roger concerned.
When Karen flipped her on her back she was laughing meaning that she's drunk to.
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daddy's home
Fanfictionso you will be in the movie and you do not like your biological dad,dusty he left you and your mom when you were 4 and your sister Megan and your brother Dylan were only 2 months old when he left ever since you didn't want to do anything with your...
