--Blood Gulch, Blue base--
Church, Tucker, and Caboose are standing on top of Blue base, with Y/n entering a cave behind them.
Church: Let me get this straight... You gave this guy our flag?
Caboose: Is that bad?
Church: Bad? Oh no, that's not bad. Next time he comes over, why don't you just help him blow up the whole goddamn base!
Tucker: There, there he is.
Church: (looking through the sniper rifle) Where? Oh, yeah, oh, I got him. He's sneaking around back behind the cliffs.
Tucker: He must be one smart son of a bitch.
--Cut to Donut looking around the canyon--
Donut: Oh man, I am so freakin' lost. Where the hell is the base?
--With The Blues--
Church: Oh, shit... Hey Tucker, look at his armor. It's red.
Tucker: Oh man, that means it's their Sergeant. Wait, didn't Y/n say they had a noobie in standard red?
Church: Yea, he did but no rookie is this good or knows the terrain this well either.
Tucker: Good point.
Church: Anyway, now we know how he got by our defenses.
Caboose: Uh, you know...he came in the back door, where you guys were standing.
Tucker: Yeah, okay, well let's take him out then.
Church: Roger that. Okay, say "goodnight," Sarge.
--Cut to Donut as Church shoots four times, but misses every shot--
Donut: (Crouching) Son of a bitch!
--Back with the Blues--
Church: Aw crap.
Tucker: ...
Church: (turns towards Tucker) ...What?
Tucker: You're REALLY not good with that thing, are you?
Church: You wanna try Mr. "I don't know how to work a damn sniper"
Tucker: No... but why don't we get Y/n to do it?
Church: ...It's his teammate.
Tucker: Oh... yea.
Church: Idiot.
--With Donut--
Donut: (shouting at the Blues while waving the flag) Hey! It's me! Don't shoot! I'm the guy who bought the flag, remember!?
--Back with the Blues--
Tucker: Oh great, now he's just taunting us. That's just embarrassing.
Church: Alright, that's it, I've had it. Rookie, you stay here, me and Tucker, we'll head through the teleporter, we'll cut him off at the pass.
Caboose: Right!
Church: Tucker, you ready? Let's go.
Tucker: There's no way I'm going through that thing.
Church: Tucker, we don't have time for this. Why would they give us a teleporter if it doesn't work?
YOU ARE READING
Project Unity (Red vs Blue reader insert)
ActionEver since the Director of Project Freelancer split up the Alpha, the Chairman of the UNSC decided that someone should keep an eye on him and sent Y/n L/n into his program to do it, but things didn't go as planned and he went MIA shortly after, atle...
