The tale of two people in a Igloo that are gay as hell

The stupid part :D

Smg4's POV:

I just started a snowball fight with Mario, and the bastard hit me in the face with a PENGUIN!!

"You suck at this!" Mario said, just laughing and screeching like a hyena,

For the majority of our friendship, I totally forgot how we even became friends, I just happened to spawn here and became friends with Mario...

I don't understand why Smg3 plagiarized my video, though... it's so stupid that we became enemies for that... and it's kinda my fault... I think for a minute, and I see Mario trying to throw a snowman at me... WAIT, HE IS THROWING A SNOWMAN AT ME?!

"GOODBYE BISH"

"MARIO, I COULD'VE DIED BY YOU!!"

"Wat. " :)

I went back to hit him, but I heard a disturbing sound at the mountains.
I turned to see what it was, and I saw Smg3 on a fricken ROBOT!!

It was malfunction a little I think so it threw Smg3 off of him and the robot knocks down this mountain and the only reason I survived, was pure luck because there was a Igloo right there but SMG3 HAPPENED TO COME IN AFTER ME AND WE BOTH GOT TRAPPED!!!

Smg3's POV:

I don't know what happened with the robot, but after I got thrown off, I see that imbecile in front of me... oh God, this can not get worse...

"NO, DOCHE BAGS IN MY IGLOO"

"HEY, I CANT EVEN GET OUT ITS BLOCKED BY SNOW!!! But that red itialian idiot will save us... right?"

I see Smg4 whining on the bed just sitting there... 🙄 and he just jumped up and got tape?

"Okay, this is my side, and that's yours." And at this point, it isn't fair. He's got a Tv, the refrigerator, and all I got was a table and a dumbass parrot.

We both agreed we could share the refrigerator and then we both fought for it INTIPL THE FUCKING PARROT ATE THE REFRIGERATOR!!!!

We looked at eachother... and we knew what we had to do... so 4 got a hammer and I held it.

HE LITERALLY HIT ME, AND THE PARROT GOT OUT!!!
"WTF MAN?"

"I thought I hit the ugly bird." >:)

We fought each other, and then smg4 pushed me, AND THE PARROT MADE HIM FALL and uhmmmm... the next thing I knew, Smg4 was on top of me...

"H- HEY GET OFF OF M- ME!!"

"IK IK!!"

It was pure silence... as I saw the parrot, I BRANG OUT MY GUN AND SHOT IT

We both weren't really expecting that to happen, so we just got back to fighting, but after that, we were pretty hungry... and I looked at the parrot... but the Smg4's mind, it wasn't a parrot... it was food...

After we ate, we had to go to sleep since it was about 10:30 pm, so I slept on the floor, and Smg4 slept on the bed

It was cold on the floor since it was an Igloo, and this is basically what happened

"Ahhh s-so c-c-cold damnit..."

"Look! I told you! You can come join me on the bed!!! Stop whining!"

I actually thought for a second that I should sleep with him, and yeah... but

"WhAt are you GaY?"

"No!! Ah damnit! We'll be more warm on this bed since we can share body heat!!"

"😯 Gasp* I knew you were gAy"

...

He threw the fucking bed at me...

Smg4's POV:

He eventually gave up on the fight and I never wanted to say this but, I had to hold him bridal style and he actually looked kinda uhm cute...

I MEAN LIKE IM NOT GAY but...
he was just so peaceful and really peaceful...

Smg3's POV:

I started getting colder and colderand look to the right of me, THE BASTARD TOOK THE ENTIRE BLANKET!! So I carefully tug the blanket so I avoided waking him up... BUT HE STOLE IT AGAIN!!

"OI IDIOT!!"

"What do you want 3?"
I never heard him say my name like that like ever... so I kinda blushed a little while looking at him

"Wait are you blushing?"

"U-U-UH NO YO-YOU BAKA!!"

Smg4's POV:

I seen him blush sometimes but not this flustered... but he looked kinda cute while doing it. So I kinda just, uhmm

"HEY IDIOT CAN I HAVE THE BLANKET AS WEL-"

I hugged him, and idk what CAME OVER ME IM NOT GAY UNDERSTAMD THAT... Ok, maybe, but SHUT UP!!

So that night, we just cuddled, and 3 didn't really mind that as much as he would've...

I whispered right next to him...
"You really are tsundere, cutie."
(IK ITS CRINGE DONT ATTACK MEH)

I think he may have heard me, but maybe not, but what makes me like him so much? IM NOT GAY!! I think...