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Most of y'all can't survive 7 days without Duolingo threatening to murder your family, and here I am, 48 hours after a thousand consecutive days of Duolingo.
Lemme flex before I lose it all one day.
Oh and, I need to flex another thing. So I had this diabolical plan that made my friend hate me 😃.
She gets all squirmy and disgusted at snails. So when I went home, I acted all emotional and texted her, almost like I was crying. And I told her that I value our friendship a lot (which I do) and I wanted to make a video of us together. So I sent her a 20 second video.
The first 10 seconds went to cute photos of us and all that good shit. AND THEN BOOM, VIDEO OF SNAILS MATING IN 4K.
Istg she almost murdered me the next day. If you need any lessons on how to risk a perfectly healthy friendship, feel free to hit me up.
