We all love mocking the 11 yr old wp writers from 2015, don't we? Or at least the Y/N's?
Here's an updated version of my imitation:
Hello, I am Y/N. I have no parents because they all of a sudden forgot how to drive and passed away.
I am, 3'2, yes I am very petite. I'm not like other girls because I'm more basic. I don't wear makeup as it feels very cakey and fake.
I don't wear revealing clothes because I am not trying to fit in. I study at Yale university, but only because of a scholarship, I'm broke otherwise.
There's this bad boy that chases me in school. He abuses me mentally, sometimes physically and there's not a single girl who hasn't seen him naked. But I still love him.
He's just so handsome and daring. He said sorry for abusing me for two years and I had to forgive him. Turns out, he just wanted my attention. I can understand that, he's a sweet guy.
Today was prom, and I was going with the bad boy, his name was 'Jackson RedFlag'. It's an odd last name,I know, but it doesn't match his personality at all.
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I wore this ☝️
I tried to wear something that wouldn't catch everybody's attention because I hate attention, I just find it so suffocating.
This dress was so elegant and it made me feel like a princess. I saw Jackson's eyes widen as soon as he saw me. I smiled shyly, he looked really mesmerised.
I stood by his 8-foot-tall frame and asked him "How do I look?"
"Gorgeous, babe" He says and pulls me into a kiss.
Lmao what did I just write? How high does one need to be to write this? 3'2 girl with an 8 man? And that dress- gawd, I looked up 'hideous outfits' and the first thing that came up was Wendy in zimzalabim outfits. Couldn't use them tho, her visuals saved the look.
And we love Y/N's who ignore every red flag, don't we? ;)
