Fluffybird oneshot|| POVS || YOU HAVE TO READ ISCRETION IF YOU GIVE REQUESTS

"H-happy mother's Day, Harry..."

Plot- it's mother's Day and when red gets home he finds the Christmas tree up and gifts under the tree, in addition to a special bunny suprise
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Ducks POV 
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"What?! Of course I'm over 18! I have two children AND I'm married! I also adopted my twin sons imaginary older brother! Do you want to SEE the family pictures of the house wallet?!" I ask the cashier. They groan. "Look here, duck.-thing. I can only sell our sex products to adults. I need some form of ID." I groan and take out my green card with the eyes crossed out. "Uh- sir this person's dead." she complains.

"Of course he is! Because I'm dead! Says here..." I scurry around in my MAN purse for the paper they says that Im dead. I show her. "My god... I hate my job." she sells me the toys. "Thank you." I say, carrying my big bags of toys and walking out with my middle finger in the air. "BOYS! GET YOUR ASSES OVER HERE NOW AND SPRING STOP LOOKING AT THE PICTURE OF TITTIES!" I yell into the store.

After dropping the kids off at Paige's, I go to the funny house and pick up all 7 of them freshly arrived amazon packages. "That fresh delivery smell is the best..!" I moan as I walk inside.

I drag the Christmas tree inside and set it up, then look around the decoration box for all of reds special ordimants. I hang them up, then open the packages and take out a blank banner. I grab a red sharpie and write "HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY DADDY" on it. I then do the same thing to the store bought red velvet cake. I had them write with icing; "HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY DADDY" on the top. They started at me like I was crazy the entire time, I made many new friends!

Then... It's time to wrap everything. I place sex toys in the empty boxes, and then wrap them. Then I gulp and walk upstairs. I grab the never opened box from under our bed and open it. "I'm starting to regret every decision I have ever made in this life"

I start to strip of my oversize suit and look in the mirror. My god I'm sexy naked! I grab the black silky leather outfit and place it to the side. I then get out the fishnet pants and whimper. I was gonna get my ass destroyed..

I slide the pants on, then the suit, then the cuffs, then the bunny ears... My god I was ruined. I grab the huge bottles of lube and walk downstairs. I had 10 bottles, but I knew we were gonna need many more... But that's alright he can just shove some of the toys in dry

I put the lube and a few condoms in the stocking that is hanging above the chimney and wait for the remaining 45 minutes for him to arrive home from Peterson's and sons and friends bits and parts limited.

He walks In with a groan and an angry face that I will very soon sooth. "Honey... I'm ho...LY SHIT" he spots me and drops Brendon. He employed Brendon and his business bag after reading his novel and decided to give him a job to start him off." can I go home si-" Brendon starts. "You have the rest of the week off. And call work and tell them I won't be there either.. I have some personal business to attend~" he says, unbuckling his pants and licking his lips as he walks towards me.

(Part two? 😏💅)