seccos Crazy Australian Adventure

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by PinkPhonkParty

Secco had always hated hot Australia with its tricky, thankful trees, kangaroos. It was a place where he felt grumpy.

He was a crazy, mad, mud drinker with skinny legs and strong back. His friends saw him as a nervous, numerous needy. Once, he had even saved a busy old lady that was stuck in a drain. That's the sort of man he was.

Secco walked over to the window and reflected on his dry surroundings. The sun shone like stabbing kangaroo.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Cioccolata . Cioccolata was a pretty tired with purple eyes legs and masked back.

Secco gulped. He was not prepared for Cioccolata.

As Secco stepped outside and Cioccolata came closer, he could see the doubtful glint in his eye.

Cioccolata gazed with the affection of 3006 impatient fresh fish. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want McDonald's."

Secco looked back, even more crazy and still fingering the tasty knife. "Cioccolata, gimme MacDonalds >:(," he replied.

They looked at each other with needy feelings, like two dirty, determined dog running at a very cool vacation, which had phonk music playing in the background and two murderous uncles crawling to the beat.

Secco regarded Cioccolata's purple eyes legs and masked back. "I feel the same way!" revealed Secco with a delighted grin.

Cioccolata looked loving, his emotions blushing like a flabby, fat fence post.

Then Cioccolata came inside for a nice drink of mud.

THE END

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