I was just eating my nightly pickle sandwich as I heard an calm farting downstairs in the basement.
Walking down the fart got louder and chunkier so I thought:
Damn our local methan producer must
have had some Chipotle.
But what I found there was unexpected.
YOU ARE READING
The gruesome story of the pepsiman attack.
FanfictionThe worst nightmares of every coke enjoyer. DONT BAN ME PEPSIMAN IS NOT MY INVENTION ALL CREDITS TO PEPSI IF YOU DO I WILL DRINK NO NAME COKE Wait now actually every soda brand is not mine.
