I couldn't just walk straight forward because the human body is always slightly of in one direction.
But first I had to go to the toilet.
So I dug a hole did my business put dirt and leaves on it.
Then I decided that I could just walk straight forward because the forest probably wasn't big enough to close the circle.
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The gruesome story of the pepsiman attack.
FanfictionThe worst nightmares of every coke enjoyer. DONT BAN ME PEPSIMAN IS NOT MY INVENTION ALL CREDITS TO PEPSI IF YOU DO I WILL DRINK NO NAME COKE Wait now actually every soda brand is not mine.