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He spat pepsi(his blood) out of his mouth, so I rapidly grabbed by bottle of Dr pepper and squashed it in his mouth.
He made an understandable noise before fainting.
Due to his unbelievable strength I would tot be able to kill him with only so much power.
So I took a piss behind a tree.

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