I pulled out my Dr pepper,
he his revolver.
He shoots but I am faster, blocking the shot with my soda.
Normally the soda would just spill out,
but I thought everything through.
I shook the Dr pepper in preparation.
A blast of high pressure soda shot at him blinding him. My chance.
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The gruesome story of the pepsiman attack.
FanfictionThe worst nightmares of every coke enjoyer. DONT BAN ME PEPSIMAN IS NOT MY INVENTION ALL CREDITS TO PEPSI IF YOU DO I WILL DRINK NO NAME COKE Wait now actually every soda brand is not mine.
