SHE-DEVⵊL || ʜᴇʟʟᴜᴠᴀ ʙᴏss

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝟏

"SHE'S NOT A HERO!" The woman slams her fists on Blitzo's desk as she leans forward.

"Woah! Hold your tits, lady." I exclaim while trying to push her back.

This women started off by saying how her husband was cheating on her, other shit that I wasn't paying attention to, and whatever she just shrieked about. Now, she is full on raging. It's killing the vibe right now and I ain't here for it.

Since I'm sitting on Blitzo's desk, I see him spam the button which is underneath that says Deranged Client.

After talking to the woman for a little longer, Blitzo grabs my hand, helping me off the desk, and opens the door to the main room.

"Guys, I want you to meet—!"

An arrow starts hitting every surface in the room interrupts Blitzo. Before I even get to react, the mother fucking arrow comes in my direction. I prepare myself for the impact until Blitzo catches it.

"... our newest client," Blitzo finishes what he was saying. He leans closer to me and whispers if I'm okay. I give him a quick nod and he straightens himself up and smiles towards the client.

His smile falls once the eel tank falls over and the whole room is on fire.

"FOR FUCKING CHIRST SAKE. WHY CAN'T WE JUST GO TO WORK WITHOUT CAUSING SHITTY PROBLEMS?!" I say as I put my hands on my face out of annoyance.

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"Bye! And don't worry, we'll get that skank in less than 24 hours or your first kill is free!" Blitzo shouts to the women as she drives off in a taxi.

"Since when did we start implementing that deal?" Moxxie asks.

"When you set fire to my office in front of a client, YOU FUCKNG DICK SHIT! AND YOU ALMOST SHOT Y/N IN THE FUCKING BRAIN." Blitzo retorts.

"Sorry, Y/N! I-I really didn't mean to let go of the trigger." Moxxie says.

"Don't worry, Mox. I know it was an accident." I laugh as I pat him on the shoulder. I see a small tint of red on his checks before he composes himself.

"SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME THAT FANCY BOOK IS STILL INTACT!" Blitzo shrieks.

"You mean our only ticket to the other side? Yeah, got it." Luna replies in a bored tone as she takes out the book.

"And that's why your my second favorite, Loony. You get a tweet now." Blitzo tells her in a baby voice as he holds up a dog treat.

"Ew, stop," Loona says. He then shoves the treat in his mouth and starts munching. "YOU'RE SO GROSS!"

"You aren't the only one who thinks that, Loona. Don't worry." I joke.

"Oh, stop it. I get enough of that from my therapist. Now, let's go lick some ass!" Blitzo shouts.

"The expression is kick some ass," Millie says as she jumps into the portal.

"Mines better."

"Your's is better, Blitzo. If you're up for it, we can "lick some ass" later." I tease while caressing his cheek with my tail as I walk follow Millie. (Y/N be getting a little sus ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°))