SHE-DEVⵊL || ʜᴇʟʟᴜᴠᴀ ʙᴏss

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝟒

"Now remember. We can't be seen, alright? Loose shots will likely cause a panic, so Loona can help with leading targets to a better spot to get rid of em'." Blitzo explains as we hide behind some trash on a beach in the human realm. "You got the list, Looney?"

She sniffs the list then gets out of the hiding spot. She does some magic or some shit and transforms into a human.

"Oh, Looney, look at you. You look downright awful! I am so proud!"

I scoff at Blitzo and look at Loona. "Girl, your human form is giving. Top tier. Just straight out gorgeous. Blitzo don't know shit."

She looks away with a small pink tint on her cheeks before going to one of the targets.

We see her do her W RIZZ moment, luring the victim to an alley. Once that motherfucker tries touching Loona with his horny ass, I shoot him in the head. Ghostface could never do a better job than me when it comes to killing, and that's facts.

We go around finding more victims and killing them. Blitzo then starts talking about how we're gonna win the bet.

"That's nine kills in the bag. I'd like to see that Whaley snatch orgasm that many—"

"Alrighty Spring breakers. Y'all ready to get FUCKED UP AND MAKE SOME BITCHIN BAD CHOICES?!"

"FUCK YEA, HOE!" I shout.

My coworkers look at me, surprised. "Y/N!"

"KIDDING! Yeah... just kidding."

"GOD DAMMIT! THAT BITCH STARTED HER MATING CALL. NOW SHE'S GONNA WIN ALL THESE SEX MANIACS!" Blitzo exclaims. "We gotta pick things up guys. Is he on the list, Looney?"

"Huh? Yeah, I-I think so." Loona says as she looks at the guy she bumped into earlier.

"Woah! What are you two? Leprechauns?" The dude on the ground says as he looks up at Blitzo and me.

"Sure, sure. That's one way to call us." I smirk as I bash his head open with a bat. "But your dumbass ain't gonna tell nobody."

Blitzo then looks at me. "Fuck, you're hot when you get rid of them."

"I know," I grin.

Loona walks away and goes towards the crowd without Blitzo realizing. I see her walk towards Verosika's bodyguard.

"Next one, Looney—" Blitzo sees that she's not here. "HUH— WHAT— WHERE'S MY BABY?!"

"Look!" Millie points to where she is.

Blitzo sees her talking to Vortex and growls. He starts walking to her direction. I follow him and try to calm him down.

"Dude, let her be the rizzler right now. I know I'm usually the one who carries that role, but I'll let her be it for today."

"Am I interrupting something?" Blitzo comes in between Loona and Vortex as we got closer to them.

"Nah man. Just having a conversation." Vortex replies. Man, this dude chill as fuck. AND I STAN.

"Conversation leads to HPV!"

I groan, annoyed by my boss's comment. I step in. "Yo, what's up. The name's Y/N. Dab me UP."

Vortex chuckles and we do the small handshake. "Vortex. We met earlier, didn't we?"

"Yuh."

"OKAY! THERE'S ONE THING ABOUT YOU HANGING OUT WITH MY DAUGHTER, BUT NOW YOU'RE STEALING MY EMPLOYEE?! THIS SHIT IS A BIG NO!" Blitzo shrieks.

"Blitzo, get the fuck out of here! You're gonna get us all into shit!" Loona tells him.

"I just wanted to see what was so important that you'd be distracted from your job."