cartman pov:
after school i walked home i was shivering not because of the winter cold but because i dont know how stan would react. once i got there i was standing on the front door steps and i knocked i was about to turn around but stan mom anwered
"oh hello eric what brought you here today" stan mom said
" hello stan mom im here to talk to stan"
"sure he is up stairs with timmy working on a project" she said
i walked up the stairs and i opned stans room door open
"hey stan i got a ques-" i stopped talking.
OH MY GOSH i saw stan giving timmy head on the bed and it was not nice.
" eric i didn't know you where coming over" stan said getting his mouth out of timmys dick
" am i interrupting somthing " i said
" no we where just finnishing " stan said putting timmy's pants on.
" timmy" timmy said
" yes we can finnish later can you leave me and eric to talk alone " stan said
timmy rolled out of the room and closed the door.
" um stan are you a fag " i asked him
" WHat no im with wendy remeber"
"then what was that " i asked.
" We were bored but it meant nothing" he said
i just stared at him
" ok fine i was cheating on wendy i love timmy me and him are perfect i dont want to leave him he is the one and only he dosen't juge me like wenday dose and it's just a healther relationship then it is with wendy" he saidhe started to cry
i knew that i needed help from stan but it looks like stan needs my help. so its time to be a good friends and listen.
" stan take a seat please we will get though this together" i told him
" ok stan said wiping his tears.
we talked about him falling for timmy and wenday cheating on him for a black dude because she wants that bbc. and then i saw the time it was 8:47
"shit i got to go home " i said
" ok bye" stan said
timmy was waiting thewhole time outside
"bye timmy" i said running down the stairs
"timmy" timmy said waving
i got home and my mom came running to me
" Eric Theodore Cartman" my mom yelled
"yes mom" i said
" your teachers called earlyer that you got into a fight and now you came home late, this is not acceptable " she said
" im sorry, this all happened because im a only child and i feel alone " i said making up story so she feels bad
" oh sweety it wont be just us two any longer " she told me as she hugged me
" ok... wait what" i said pushing her off me
" well you see i met this one guy and he works at your school " he says you kids call him chef." she said
" oh no mom. are you into big black men " i said
"yes but that dosen't bother you dose it " she asked me
" no mom. i started walking to my room then stopped my self
" hey mom can i talk to you" i asked
" of coruse sweetie " she said
we went and sat down on my couch and i started crying
" OH mOmIM SO Sniff.. So sorRY YOur SON Is A sniff.. A.. sniff A FaG" i said
" oh eric i accept you the way you are " she said hugging me
" wait really" i said
"of course i remeber my first ex was gay but he blames me because he said i looked like a dude but we borke up and i support him even though he likes to get gang bang everynight" she said
" oh ok will you be mad if i like to get gang bang" i asked
"yes sweetheart " she said hugging me
sometime passed and i went to sleep.
