❛ 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐞. 𝗌𝗄𝗓 𝖺𝖽𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝗆𝖾𝗆𝖻𝖾𝗋

❛ :: 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝖺 𝗍𝗈𝗆𝖺𝗍𝗈

CHARLIE BAE IS THE tallest member of Stray Kids, and he makes sure he uses that to his advantage. Why be given the gift of towering over your members if you can't use it to piss them off?

Todays culprit—and the usual one if we're being completely honest: Seo Changbin.

Charlie stood behind him with his forearms resting on top of Changbin's head, using him as though he was made to be a personal rest for the tall. And he was furious.

"Hey the farmers called, they'd like one of their run away tomatoes back," Lee Know joked as he entered the room, referring to the fact that Changbin's face was red with fury.

Somehow, Changbin's face burned a deeper shade of crimson. He made several attempts to push the hands which enclosed around his head but it only ended up with him in a head lock and though Charlie wasn't as strong as Changbin, he had a good enough grip to keep him in place.

Alas, Changbin could get free if he really tried hard enough. But he didn't, so Charlie took that as him enjoying their little 'cuddle' as he liked to put it.

So the younger boy stopped fighting and just accepted his fate with a grimace.

"One of these days, when I snap, I'm coming for you two first," growled Changbin.

Neither Minho and Charlie were afraid. They could definitely take Changbin down together if they needed to.

"There there little tomato, don't get your stem in a twist," Charlie patronised, tapping the top of his head 'soothingly'. Changbin yelled out, using all his strength — though he didn't need to use a lot, admittedly he could have snapped Charlie like a twig if he wanted to — and broke free from the hold.

The eldest pouted sadly, dropping his arms at his side. "Why would you run from me? Dear Binnie! I thought we was having a wonderful little hug."

Charlie has two energies: the 'I don't care, leave me alone in peace' and the 'I'm going to piss you off because I can and i'm bored'. Luckily for the boys, he's usually dialled at the first one but on the rare occasion that the dial is shifted to the second one, Lord help the unlucky soul that is his victim.

"That wasn't hug, you deranged specimen."

"Okay but- hear me out- I was just testing you to make sure you could break a headlock if you're ever trapped in one. Turns out that you can! Well done, you passed the test."

If Changbin could've snapped Charlie's neck, he would've but unfortunately, Bang Chan strolled into the room just as he was about to lunge. Dramatically, Changbin threw his hands up in the air.

"Now you show up!"

Chan frowned. "Excuse me?"

"Where was you when I was the victim of a bully?" An accusing finger was then pointed between Charlie and Minho. "One of them had me in a head lock and the other did nothing to help—oh my mistake, he compared me to a tomato."

Chan looked at the culprits, who didn't even look bothered by the accusations. They actually looked proud.

"Is this true?" Chan questioned, though he already knew the answer.

"I did that, yes," replied Charlie with a nod.

Minho nodded along. "I did compare him to a tomato, yes."

Placing his hands on his hips, Chan heaved out a heavy sigh. Honestly, sometimes it felt like he was teacher in a primary school.

"I can't believe I have to say this," Chan mumbled, "but can you two fully grown men stop getting our members into headlocks and calling them names?"

The pair scoffed at the telling off, but they agreed. It was a hesitant agreement, but Chan took it as a win considering they would usually just give him a flat out middle finger.

Well, Charlie would. Minho would settle for a firm 'no'.

Chan turned to Changbin, who looked smug at the telling off. "And you, stop letting them harass you. You could snap them both in half if you wanted to—now don't actually do that, because they are dramatic enough to sue you. But you can push them off of you and get them in a headlock."

"Uh. No. I didn't agree—" Charlie's sentence was interrupted by a grunt.

Changbin had him in a headlock.

Chan smiled sheepishly at the daggers he was receiving from the eldest.

"I'll get you back for this, Christopher!"

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this was really short but i was inspired but my ideas and skills have been a little rough as of recent.

thank you so much for reading, this wasn't proofread but i hope you enjoyed anyway.

you're greatly appreciated 🖤

— blue x