The Kingdom Lynx CrackBook (2023)

Nova Lets Sticks Cook

Nova: Man I'm hungry

Tezz: Me too

Ella: Should we order?

Tezz: Nah we broke asf

Ella: What?

Ella: How?

Ella: We just made 7 billion dollars two days ago

Tezz: Yea I spent it all on cranberry juice sorry

Nova: Bruh

Patto: I'll co-

Sticks dropkicks Patto

Sticks: I'll cook

Ella: No

Tezz: Nooooooo

Patto: Pls no

Sticks dropkicks Patto again, causing her to hit him with a baseball bat in return

Nova: HOLD UP, let him cook

Ella: Fine

Sticks: Thank you, I finally get to show my mad skills

He pulls out a chef's hat and wears it

Sticks: Time to cook apple sau-

The house explodes

Ella: WHY DID YALL LET HIM COOK