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1. For some reason

Hey bbg
I wish I was your math homework, then I would be real hard
and you would be doing me all night ;) 

thx but im good at math, who tf are you

omg bbg :(( did you not read my username?

i have a name yk
so stop calling me "bbg"
and tartartaglia aint telling
me shit

the name is childe bbg  

i just told u to stop
calling me that

but it suits you!!! 

give me one good reason not
to block you right now.

eh
because you are curious and
 i seem like a nice guy 😘

im curious yes
how a human being could be this stupid

ouch, man, that hurt my feelings... 😥

i couldnt care less.
leave me tf alone.

but but but but 
im 
learning about important dates in history
wanna be one of them <3😘😍

ew. no thank you.
no but srsly who tf r u and
why tf are u doing this

well to be completely honest... it was a dare ;))
but you dear scaramoochie are a challenge, and
i happen to like challenges,
so i would now like to rizz you up
😘😘😘

excuse me wtf

youre excused 🤩

ihy, stop texting me.
whoever the fuck you might be.

ouch- sorry bbg 😔

ye bye 

NO COME BACKKKKK :(((

bro the weirdest thing
ever just happened to me

drunkass
what happened??

detective
you okay scara

aether
I love how you two immediately respond

detective
tea

drunkass
teaaa

aether
fair

ok so this random ass dude with a weird ass user
dmed me with some stupid ass pickupline and 
would NOT let me tell him off.

drunkass
WHO?!

detective
someones hitting on scara????

dudes chill, idk who
some random dude whos user is tartartaglia
i believe he said his name was childe

aether 
CHILDE??!?!?!

drunkass
THE GINGER HUH WHAT

detective
lets stay rational, that was never out of free will

well apparently it was a dare but im a 'challenge'
and he's into that or smth which was super weird
to me but alr

detective
I'm sorry, THE GINGER IS HITTING ON SCARA-?

drunkass
NAH NO WAY

oh, hes a ginger.
explains everything
like i said, incompetent fuckers, he admitted to it
being a dare.

detective
AND THEN SAYS HE FINDS YOU INTERESTIGN?

*interesting and no, he said he found me a challenge
and was going to try and 'rizz me up'

drunkass
all due respects scaramoochie BUT WHY
DIDNT YOU BLOCK HIM THEN

tbh idfk
curiosity ig

detective
NO WAY IT GOT BETTER
SCARA TOOK AN INTEREST IN CHILDE???

aether
waIT WHAT WHAT HAPPENED 

TF HEIZOU I DID NOT TAKE AN INTEREST😐
IN A FUCKING 😐
GINGER 😐

detective
...denial is a river in egypt.

drunkass
SCARA IS GAY????

BRO HE TRIED TO PICKUPLINE ME, STFU
IM GONNA COPYPASTE HIS EXACT WORDS
"Hey bbg
I wish I was your math homework, then I would
be real hard and you would be doing 
me all night ;)"
LIKE WTF IS THAT😐

detective
HE DID NOT-

drunkass
LMAOAOOAOAOA

emo
...why do i open the chat to this.

idk why do you live

detective
whOA WHAT SCARA CALM DOWN

kaedehara 
i am offline for three minutes and 
you're already fighting :((
whats happening?

detective
short version, Childe is hitting on
scara for a dare but now seems
him as a challenge and scara
for some reason hasnt blocked him
yet

kaedehara
oh, so he's making friends?

detective
something like that-

drunkass
AHAHAHHAHA-

tf u mean friends
i dont have "friends"

detective
then what are we?🥺

people i know.
anyways yall im heading off
dinner and studying and then bed
bye or wtv

drunkass
BYE MOOCHIEMEOW

detective
PFFFFF- MOOCHIEMEOW?

aether
HELP
VENTI UR DEAD

emo
i am so confused rn. 
and i dont wanna know whats
going on either.