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2. Blackmail

Chat: Ginger

yO
Yk
Ive got the uh
The f and the c
and the k
so all i need is
u 😁

please get out of my
dms.

Man :(( youre
no fun

what do you want?

you ofc 😋

haha, real funny.
leave me alone.

but scaramoochie :(

bye im ghosting you

NOOOO

chat: welcome to the establishment

Hi. I need help.
Anyone any ideas who
Childe is friends with?

detective
still crushing on
him?
drunkass
LMAOAOA

no i wanna scare him
off with blackmail.

detective
so ure interested
in him, copy.
i believe hes friends
with kaeya alberich?
and that one dude
thats always in trouble
itto.
alsoooo hes with the
fatui and shit

ah shit
so he knows that bastard
time to ask sig ig

detective
good luck scara :)
drunkass
yeah go get ur manz

respectfully
shut up.

Chat: Sig

yo
how much do yk on
the childe guy

why, do you like him?
also, hello to you.

I dont, he is annoying
me.

so you ask me?
thats a bit suspicious,
also weird behaviour for
you.
But if you're interested...

am not.

Ofcourse, Scaramouche.
Lets see, uh-
He has a younger
brother.
Believe he's a year
older than you?
Doesn't seem to like
Dottore very much
either
Now I think about it-
he's mentioned you.
Asked me about you I
think.
So, got a little
romance going on?

ew? tf no
I told you, never again
No more trusting for me
Three times was enough ty

Aw cmon, you cant
keep that up.

watch me
any dirt you got on
him?

he once stumbled
and broke his leg
suppose you'll want
Alberich's number?

if u have it.

I wouldnt be Signora
if I hadnt
shared a contact
there.

thx sig

Chat: Alberich

yo

oh, whos this?
and how did you get
my number?

Its Scaramouche
Signora gave it to
me

oh? and what is
important enough to
flatter me with your
presence?

quit the smooth talking
its about the ginger
childe

oh, Childe?
seems like someones
interested ☺

CAN YOU ALL STOP SAYING
THAT. THATS NOT THE CASE.
i hate him, hes annoying,
i want him to leave me
alone.

Heh- good luck with
that.
Hes not one to easily
give up

which is why im asking
you. You like this type
of games from what i hear

Fair.
Sadly I cant help you
like i said, Childe
doesnt give up easily
Not when he has his eyes
on the target

fuck him man

im sure hed like it
if you did that

stfu.
thx for ur time or smth
you wasted mine

wow sorry man
say, Scaramouche

?

you know I'm telling
Childe about this,
right?

...
dont you fucking dare.

chat: welcome to the establishment

Alberich was a dead
end and is gonna snitch
on me. Sig gave me a
little bit of info. both
asked if i was interested
in him.
people need to stop
assuming istfg

detective
PFFFF-
drunkass
man it seems like
it tho
aether
wait are we back
on ginger scara
topic
detective
yup
emo
man. cant he keep
that to himself for
once

if you can confess your
undying love to that
person here

emo
...NOW THATS JUST
LOW.
detective
WAIT WHO
drunkass
XIAO HAS A CRUSH???
emo
dont turn it around
scaramouche.
about childe.

yea should probs
blackmail him
bye

detective
pfff-
kaedehara
...so hes making
friends, right?
aether
...🙂
kaedehara
...right????

chat: Ginger

arent u the guy
who tripped and broke
his leg.

...HOWD YOU KNOW
THAT

I asked Signora.

WOW. 🤗
yOU WERE-
SO INTERESTED???
YOU ASKED AROUND???
Truly im flattered!!!
thats cute 🥰😍🥺

seriously shut up
its not like that
youre a dumbass and
i want nothing to do
with you.

then block me? 🤨🥺

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He put down his phone and sighed. Why didnt he just block the idiot? Would be much easier. Maybe he didn't really want the ginger to leave him alone - but then again, why would he want him to stick around? He after all hated noisy people like this one. 

He wasn't interested - just curious, maybe, because he sorta wanted to know where this would go. Childe did seem dedicated to talk to him, and that was worth a try; then again, Childe couldn't possibly know him well enough. If he did, he would never stick around to talk to him still. 

He shook it off, laying the phone down on his chest. It was late already. He should probably head off to bed, but he didn't just yet. School again tomorrow. Nahida would get angry at him if she knew he was still awake. She did care about his schooling, he honestly had given up. It was good for nothing anyway, he didn't have to study for good grades and he didn't wanna go to a university. Scaramouche was fine with working at a cafe, or a tattoo shop. He sighed, putting his phone under his pillow and turning to his side, and pulled the covers over himself. 
But it was the that was on his mind when he finally fell asleep.