sasuke x black reader

who do you idolize?!Go!

 who do you idolize? sakura!!...

"who do i idolize you say...?" mhm! "well heh (she blushes) i idolize your mom.." really! my mom well i dont blame you shes beautiful you guys look alike too! "well mrs. uchiha is my dream if only i was an uchiha maybe sasuke would like me more!" Hm? well you could marry my cousins or me hehe "i-i y/n what are you implying!!" im just saying i haven't made a waifu list yet! "w-well dont add me hmph!" your right adding you is just to boring!! "i-i never mind ADD me! w-wat what am i saying!" i dont know but i wasent planning on addng you but ok- "what are you two dobes doing" sasuke you and i share a braincell bro dont play with me not today im done with your moody ass "damn shes in a mood!" naruto you just put me in a good mood! thank you see this is why hes my 1# husbando! "w-what him!" sasuke your not even on my list (rolls eyes)

"be nice y/n m/n l/n Uchiha! before i woop your ass with this sandal remember your greeting!" m-mom im so sorry (bows) ugh do i have too "yes y/n hes sasuke uchiha!" ugh fine (mood change to super respectful) Sasuke im so terribly sorry here i will add you too my list on behalf of my family and this terrible mistake of not having you on my list be resolved (insert deep bow) "good! now um hello sasuke and naurto and ahh sakura we've met before how does it fit" mom you forgot your future son-in-law! Kakashi "oh my im so sorry Kakashi hm have we met before? you look so-" "yes we have met in the sakurajima mansion were-" 

"Mrs Uchiha teach me your ways! to win sasuke over!" "Sakura dont ask my mom that!" no no its fine lets see hm i won my uchiha by confidence strength and beautyy 2 of the 3 things you have sakura-chan "yay!" "i-i dont think thats a compliment but o-ok" y/n looks like you won yourself an uchiha too! "r-really y/n y- wait do you mean s-sasuke-kun! no way y/n likes naruto! oops i said to much" Y/n (she blushes) you like naurto!!! "s-shut up!!!"

Hey! hey! family guess who i brought my darling ichyou! and my son sakuta! and fugenzu all of my babies actually!!