No Homo (An Ianthony Fanfic)

Chap 8: Pineapples

~Ian's POV~

I place the plates on the table and serve the food. Anthony comes out (lol im so good at puns heuheu) of his room and sits in his usual spot. Besides his face still being a little red, he looks as fine as ever. His hair is messed up and I have to admit, he is HOT.

There is silence except for the clinking of our spoons against the plates but it's not awkward. I check my watch and I'm not surprised to find that it's 4 in the morning. We hardly had any sleep and in less than 3 hours we have to be at the airport to catch the plane for L.A. Sometimes I wonder why we ever moved in the first place.

~Anthony's POV~

Fuck...Ian...shit...dreamy eyes...love...diary...Ian...Kalel...me...bisexual...Ian...fuck...fangirls...crazy...judgmental...Ianthony.

~Ian's POV~

I look up to see that Anthony has zoned out again. "Hello?" I say snapping my fingers right in front of his eyes. "Balls" he says startled. "Wha-" and once again we burst out laughing. Suddenly I remember seeing the diary. Should I ask him?

~Anthony's POV~

Oh man I love laughing with Ian. Somehow he manages to be hot and adorable at the same time. Ian licks his lips and I can almost feel shivers running up my spine. Woah someone's a little horny. Ian y u do dis?! Wait...is that...no it can't be...fuck. Pineapples Anthony! Think about fucking pineapples!! Fucking pineapples? This could be a new fic. The Pineapple Fic. You're not helping!! PINEAPPLES!!!!!!!!!!

"Can I ask you something?" he says out of the blue. "Uh huh" I say a little nervous. I hope he didn't notice the bulge that I'm desperately trying to hide. "D'you by any chance have a diary?" How does he know! "Umm I wouldn't exactly call it that. It's more of a journal" "Yeah right bitch" Can I be your bitch? "Excuse me?" Oh shit I didn't mean to say it out loud.

~Ian's POV~
Did he just say what I think he did? "Joking dude" he says chuckling and waving his hand in a dont-worry-about-it way.

~Anthony's POV~

Thanks to all these years of acting in the Smosh videos, I can lie pretty well. And good news - my boner's gone. Phew.

A/N
You know how Ian's always excited about fanfics and other Ianthony stuff...the fact that he has read *gasp* THE MILK FIC. You would imagine that Ian would be the one to have feelings first. But nah. Clearly Anthony's the more romantic type. So there you go.

Also I'm really excited cuz I'm going out with my friends tonight. Unfortunately none of my friends are interested in Smosh, let alone Ianthony. They're even kinda uncomfortable with homosexuality and the fact that I have gay smut on my phone and screenshots of Ianthony moments...well you get it. Where I live, YouTubers aren't that big of a deal so I'm left to fangirl alone :'(

Anybody wanna be my online friend that I can obsess over Smosh with? Personal message me :D Byee!