to the stars | style

7

"So, you're blonde now?" Kenny asked.

We were all sitting in our only class we all have together, in a little circle of desks 'doing' our work.

"Yes, what else does it look like?"

"Fucking shit," Cartman tells me.

"Hey! I'm the one that dyed his hair, tubby." Kyle says sounding mad at cartman for dissing his hair dying skills.

"Even more of a reason for it to be absolute shit. And I'm big boned, you j-o-o!"

"Thats not even how you spell Jew."

"Hold on, I need to add you to the 'blonde sirs + gal' groupchat." Kenny says. We all stop talking and look at him.

"Plus gal? Who's the chick?" Cartman asks him. "It is Annie right?"

I get a Snapchat notification and see that Kenny added me to it. "Huh? Oh, it's Bebe. Tweek is really close with  her so he wanted me to add her since she's blonde. I don't really like her because of what she did to Kyle, and Butters gets along with her but they aren't necessarily friends." He finishes with a shrug. "And Annie isn't on it because all of us think she's really fucking annoying."

"Do I really have to be on it?" I sigh.

"Yes, you don't have a choice."

The only one out of the four of us that has gotten work done is Kyle. I think he stopped listening to the conversation after the mention of Bebe's name. I still feel very bad for him.

That was the only stable relationship that he's ever had, well we all thought it was stable, until we found out she made out with red at a party. She felt guilty so she told Kyle she was just using him because she was in denial, and wanted to be straight. Well that obviously didn't work, since she's now dating Wendy.

I'm still shocked about that, Wendy was just technically trying to get back together with me like two days ago. Im guessing it was just a dare or something. But I don't think the 'telling Kyle she knows something personal about him and me' was apart of it, if it was of course.

Her and her friends like to make fun of her for dating me, I've heard them talk about it in the halls and during classes. She always responds with something along the lines of 'I know guys, I made a mistake, big deal!' I hate hearing the talk about it like that. Yeah, I'll admit I wasn't always the best boyfriend. But she wasn't always the best girlfriend either.

Wendy likes to mix up story's and make other people look like the bad guy for attention.

"You're joking right?" Cartman snaps me out of my thoughts by him sounding annoyed by Kyle.

"Congrats dude, I hope you finally get over Bebe." Kenny said.

"Excuse me? I've been over Bebe for a long time now." Kyle answered. In the corner of my eye I see Bebe turn around and look at us.

"Why did I hear my name?" She asked. We look at her and Kyle awkwardly smiles.

"Nothing, nothing," He responded.

"Fuck off you playing bitch," Cartman told her. Wendy slams her hands on her desk that's next to Bebes and yells.

"You do not talk about her like that, fat ass!" We screamed. Since our teacher is currently Mr. Garrison, all he did was look up the back down at his phone.

Bebe looks at Kyle with a mad face, "Are you kidding? How many people did you tell," She stands up and walks towards Kyle.

He puts his hands up in defense, "Only Stan! I swear! I don't even know how Kenny or cartman know!" He tells her.