Tanjiro: Bone massage... I want soft bones.
Zenitsu: No you don't.
Tanjiro: Huh?? *jiggles and flops towards you*What did you say?
a/n bro cannot keep his bones intact so why not have soft bones
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FanfictionA Demon Slayer Incorrect Quotes book!! Contains bad language and bad humour (obviously?). Please don't get mad if I get names the wrong way round, I'm an idiot and I write whatever feels natural to me. Some ships are included that you may not agree...
