Guns N' Roses ✰ Oneshots

GNR living with each other Headcannons + Drabbles

☆ Whenever Axl does something like makes food for them or prepares something for them, Duff would start playing the Reba theme song.

Ex: Steven groaned from the floor, being hungry. "What's your fuckin' deal?" Axl asked, stepping over Steven. "I'm hungry!" Steven complained. "Make something, then." Axl said. "But I don't wanna.." Steven sighed. "Fine! Does everyone want hotdogs and mac n' cheese?" Axl huffed. "Yeah!" Everyone, but Axl, cheered. Duff laughed lightly to himself, sitting on the counter, before playing the song, "A single mom who works two jobs," The song started. "It's not funny; turn that shit off, Duff," Axl looked at him with motherly eyes, "And get your ass off the counter!"

☆ Izzy, Duff, Slash, and Steven call Axl "mom" when he tells them what to do.

☆ While Axl is yelling at them, Steven will stand behind him and start mocking him.

Ex: "I'm sick and tired of you guys slobbing around the place! I clean stuff so you guys should too!" Axl complained. Steven drew ginger hair on his hand with a pair of eyes and started opening and closing his hand to make it seem like its talking as Axl is. "What are you two laughing at?" Axl asked, annoyed. Slash and Duff covered their mouths, attempting to stifle their laughs.

☆ If Axl's had enough he will actually send them to their room.

Ex: "Steven, clean the stove, please? Duff's been cleaning, the least you can do is help." Axl asked him. Steven huffed before standing up, "Oh my God." He mumbled under his breath. "That's it! I'm done! Go to your fucking room!" Axl yelled at him. Steven just looked at him, Is he actually sending me to my room? Steven wondered. "I'm being serious; don't fucking tempt me, Steven!" Steven quickly got up, a little shocked. Steven sat on his bed, closing the door behind him.

☆ Izzy is the one that is told to remember everything.

☆ Duff feels like he HAS to touch/smack everyones butt. None of their asses are safe.

Ex: it was 4am and Izzy just got home, closing the door behind him. He went to the kitchen and grabbed a leftover slice of pizza. Izzy jumped as he felt a smack to his ass. "Jesus, Duff! You scared the shit out of me!" Izzy sighed into his hands. "My bad. What are ya doin'?" Duff shrugged. "Trying to get food, you fuckin' perv."

☆ Slash always said weird and out of pocket shit when he's arguing (real & playing) with the others.

Ex: Steven nudged Slash with his foot, while laying on the couch. "Fuckin' quit it." Slash mumbled, nudging Steven back. Steven did it again. "One more time and I'm gonna toss your salad. Your choice, man." Slash said. Steven blinked a couple of times, attempting to register what Slash said.

☆ Steven doesn't sleep in his room. He always ends up going to one of the other guys rooms.

☆ When Axl gets mad and goes into his room, Izzy is always the one who has to talk to him; everyone basically ask's him to.

Ex: "I'm done listening to your shit, Duff. Just fuck off." Axl stomped off to his room, slamming the door. "Izzy!" Duff called out. "What?" Izzy came out of his room. "Axl's mad. Fix it, please?" Duff asked the gypsy. Izzy sighed, "I'm on it."

☆ They do the thing where they move someones head forward and say "guk guk" all the time to each other. None of them are safe from it.

☆ Slash walks around like a zombie in the morning. The others don't even try to make conversations with him because he won't remeber it.

Ex: Slash stumbled out of his room after being woken up by Axl. "Hey, man, you want food?" Duff asked. Slash just stood there, closing his eyes. "Uh...Slash?" Duff looked at the curly haired boy weirdly. "Mh?"

"I asked if you wanted food." Duff said. "Sure." Slash mumbled, stumbling into the living room, sitting next to Izzy. "Dude, I thought we were makin' food? You're confusing the shit out of me." Duff said, following Slash into the living room. "You gotta wait at least an hour for anything he does or says to make sense. He's still out of it." Izzy commented as he watched tv.

☆ They fight over the tv remote quite a bit.

☆ There is no privacy what so ever and no ones cares. Axl's in the shower? Well Slash it also taking a shit. Duff's pissing? Well Izzy's also brushing his teeth. Axl's doing his hair in the mirror? Steven's shaving his face in the mirror too.

☆ Steven drums everywhere. On walls, furniture, himself, other humans, etc.

☆ Whenever the house gets too loud, Izzy dips for a while, but comes back with stuff for the other guys.

☆ Steven gives out random gifts he made or found to the guys.

Ex: Izzy walked out of his bedroom, sitting at the kitchen table with Axl. "How'd you sleep?" The ginger asked. "Okay, I guess." Izzy shrugged leaning his on Axl's shoulder. "Izz, this is for you." Steven's happy voice went through the room. Izzy turned to see the object placed in front of him. "Uh..Steven, its a rock?" Izzy said, confused. Axl couldn't help but laugh. "I know. I found it yesterday and it reminded me of you." Steven shrugged, smiling.

☆ No one can cook actual meals. They usually order (rarely) or have sandwiches, toast, ramen, or pop tarts.

☆ They call each other gay in out of context sentences that would seem gay.

☆ Sometimes Axl will force Izzy into the shower after it's been too long.