Guns N' Roses ✰ Oneshots

Random GNR thing cus idk what to post 👍🏻

So I was thinking about every now and again when it gets to the point where I don't feel motivated to write something I'm gonna plan on posting like an opinion/headcannon/random thought/ or just anything short abt GNR and then doing like a little catch up paragraph where I just say sth to y'all 🤷‍♂️.

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𝐇𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞? / 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧 / 𝐨𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐨𝐧!

• 𝐅𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐮𝐞/𝐚𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞 + 𝐚𝐝𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐚 •

So idc what anyone says the OG lineup is ALL sassy asf in their own ways—even Izzy. Like ofc Axl is really sassy and bitchy but just cus he's the most doesn't mean they aren't either.

𝐈𝐳𝐳𝐲 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐥𝐢𝐧
He does the huffs of breath or eyes rolls when you're distracting him / pissing him off. He'll raise his eyebrows with a "who the fuck do you think you're talking to?" face when you catch an attitude with him. He side eyes, you can't change my mind. Plus, Izzy just gives sassy/moody emo but not mean, y'know? He's sarcastic ASF, all the time, for no reason at all. But what's worse is he's the nonchalant sarcastic so either you catch it half way through your next sentence or he interrupts you and calls you a dumbass or sth like that.

𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐀𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐫
Steven makes those sassy faces when you look at him a little too long. He definitely says "whatever" when you try to explain to him why you say no to things like a slumber party or dancing wildly in public. He mumbles under his breath to get a rise out of you. Says "talk to the hand" when he's done with argument lmao.

𝐒𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡
Slash puts his hands on his hips while talking to you, especially when you guys are arguing. He sighs when he gets impatient; HE LOUDLY SIGHS SO HE KNOWS THAT YOU KNOW HE'S DONE WAITING. Also he's really cute, and he knows it. He acts oblivious/humble about his beauty but he knows it can get him places, and will use it.

𝐃𝐮𝐟𝐟 𝐌𝐜𝐊𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐧
Now I feel like Duff is the least sassiest because he's the most nicest and humble of the group (imo). But, he HEAVILY side eyes when you're being annoying or you try to tell him what to do. When you say something he doesn't like he'll raise his eyebrows and put his hands on his hips and is all like "you wanna repeat that?"

𝐀𝐱𝐥 𝐑𝐨𝐬𝐞
Axl snaps in your face when you won't pay attention to him or when you won't look at him during an argument. Huffs and puffs all the time because he thinks that will instantly make you change whatever you're doing. Get's angry when you call him "sassy" or "princess" but literally proves your point that he's a sassy princess minutes later.

𝟏 (most sassiest) Axl
𝟐 Steven
𝟑 Slash
𝟒 Izzy
𝟓 (least sassiest) Duff

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𝐀𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 / 𝐮𝐩𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞!

𝟏. Hello! I feel like it's been too long ☹️ and I'm sorry abt that. So, obviously I haven't posted in a while but I just can't get past finishing this chapter and my brain won't let me start another one. It's a smut chapter and sometimes I just can't write smut, like not in a traumatic way, it's just I try to write good details but sometimes my brain just can't function. Cause like sex is basically just thrusting and noises, you know? 😭 So I gotta be creative and write about what they're thinking or how they react to the pleasure, and it's a lot for me sometimes. I'm halfway through it and hope I can finish it sometime.

𝟐. Also it doesn't help that I get grounded for no reason either. Idc if that sounds spoiled but I genuinely get grounded for nothing. My moms bipolar, so she gets mad for the wrong reasons and takes everything too far when she has episodes 👍🏻 (not searching for empathy just letting y'all know that me getting grounded happens often).

𝟑. Also—I've got three requests going on, and I'm finishing one this weekend, so if everything goes as planned, it should be posted sometime this weekend!!

𝟒. If anyone doesn't know I got an Izzaxl book that has chapters posted to it 👍🏻

𝟓. I'm thinking about making a Metallica & GNR one shots book that is x male!readers (including trans males <3) cus I'm back into obsessing over Metallica. So maybe expect that 🤷‍♂️.

𝟔. THANK YOU FOR 3K (almost 4K) READS ILY GUYS 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻!!!!

𝟕. FOR PEOPLE WHO COMMENT AND ASK WHEN MY NEXT CHAPTER IS: you're not annoying trust me lmao like stfu with the "I know I'm prob annoying you" or "I'm sorry for asking again" pookie bear I appreciate you for caring 🫶🏻 I'd tell you if it was pissing me off—which it isn't. Feel free to comment and ask those things cus that's what it's there for!!! Anyway, you guys are so sweet :)

𝟖. I'm changing like the "design" or whatever of my Wattpad so imma go through and edit chapters on here I've already posted to make them more "aesthetically" pleasing or whatever (no words or anything will be changed tho so don't feel like you gotta go re-read it).