jesus x lucifer

chap 2

In hell was a lot going on. The moment, Lucifer got the call from god, he was exited to meet his new guest. He prepared everything for the fall of Jesus Christ himself. The whole crew was standing in a big circle, waiting for the newcomer to arrive. They prepared a huge pillow, so he wouldnt break every single bone, when he would eventually hit the floor, like the usual bad guys. Lucifer looked at the time. Jesus should be here every moment. And look! There he comes! Falling from a hight you would probably at some point burn alive. Everyone was screaming, yelling, laughing celebrating. And.... he landed on the pillow! But he got thrown back into the air and then hit the floor. He layed there and wouldnt stand up. The crowd was silent. Lucifer slowly walked to the man on the ground and bowed down to him to check, if he is alright. He poked his arm, to get a reaction. And he actually got one! Jesus tried to sit up, but it wasnt quite possible in his current state. "Hey Jess, are you okay?" Lucifer asked with his smoky voice. No response. He sighed. "Thank you guys, for helping me preparinf everything. I appreciate it. Now back to work. I will take care of our man." He picked him up, and carried him into his home.

In Lucifers home, he layed Jesus onto his bed and sat on the bedside. it was a normal bedroom that looked like its from a human gamer with all the LEDs on the walls, covering the room in blue light."Your dad called me." Jesus just stared at the devil himself in front of him. His hair was dyed, jesus didnt know which color because of the LEDs, though you could see the black base at the hairline. he had crystals on the ends of his Dreadlocks. his eyes glowed red. He wasnt bad looking, not at all. "I've heard.." Lucifer came a bit closer to Jesus' face, "you've been a bad boy." He smirked and went back again. "Do you know what we do here with naughty boys like you, Jess?" The devil helt the face of the man on his bed. Jesus was just silent. What the fuck way going on? Why was he here? His father actually abandoned him? His own son? Apperanly?! And now he's laying on the bed of literal satan who is squeezing his guests balls. They just stare at eachother. Lucifer squint his eyes. "Youre so boring." as he let go off Jess' balls. He pulled out a cigarete and lighted it up as he stood up and leaned onto the table next to the bed. They had intense eye contact. "You can call me Lucy" the devil said. "You know.. your dad told me, im responsible for you now. What the actual fuck did you do dude? Your dad hates me and still he wants me to babysit his grown ass son?" he smirked while inhaling the smoke. Jesus could started feeling his body again, so he tried sittimg up again - with success! "My old man is boring." He peaked onto the pack of smokes on the table. "Can i.. have one?" Lucy laughed out loud: "Didnt your daddy tell you how bad drugs are?' Jess stared at him with death in his eyes. Lucy actually got intimidated by the strong eyecontact and looked away. He still gave him the cigarette, Jesus asked for. "Thanks. You got a light?", Jess asked with the smoke in his mouth. But instead of lendinf him the lighter, Lucy did it for him. The tension between the two was very intense. Jess even kinda blushed but he hoped, the devil wouldnt notice. After lots of awkward silence, Lucy spoke: "Now tell me. Why are you here?"
"Im just having fun."
"Doesnt seem like it."
"Okay yes, maybe i commited arson once or twice. But she deserves it she insulted my mom!!"
Lucy rised a brow.
"you got a mom?"
"no but she made fun of me for my mommy and daddy issues"
"i see" Lucy was done with his smoke.
"So, how are you feeling? Can you move?"
Jesus stood up and stretched for a moment with very noticeble noises.
"Yah"
"Nice, u will live Here at my place"
"What??" Jesus looked at him,
"bruh why would i wanna sleep at the same place like the fucjing devil?"
"cuz i wanna keep you" Lucy smirked
"youre literally the most legendary pokemon, we cant just throw you away."
jesus looked at him with disgust.
"im not an object." "of course not."
Lucy crossed his arms
"youre pansexual right"
jesus just slowly nodded, wondering what the question was.
"ever Had something with another guy?"
"why should i tell you that"
"im courious"
"well yeah"
"so youre experienced?"
jesus slowly nodded.
"top or bottom?"
he could already think, where this would be going.
"Switch"
but he thought, why not showing his dad the middlefinger.
"nice" lucy smirked.
he came closer to jesus, laying his arms onto bis shoulders, looking him into the eyes.
"jess, i know you probably dont like me." he had this evil smirk on his face.
"but i know a way how to make your dad even more dissappointed. i mean making your parents regretting having you is part of the fun." He put his forehead to jesus' and looked him in the eyes. "what do you think? jess~"

Jesus grapped Lucifers ass with one hand and pullen his head closer onto his lips with the other one. Lucy pushed Jess onto his bed behinf him, pinning him down and kissing him. Both, being so close together, could already feel something happeing down in their pants. Lucy smirked: "Am i seeing this right?" He slowly used one of the hands, he was pinning the other man down with, do slowly stroke with his fingers down Jess' body, till he found what he eas looking for. He was stroking the bulge in Jess' pants. Jesus was blushing. "you like me teasing your already hard cock?" he grapped the waistband, "i wonder what happens when i pull them down.. do you.." he smiled at jess, "want me to try?" jesus nodded. "yes.", and his pants were at his knees and his cock stood right up. lucy looked at it, enjoying the view. "jess youre so hard already.." and started to stroke it really really lightly with his fingertips. jesus was just embarrassed. "just start already, idiot" "say please." jesus looked at him, hesitated for a moment. "..please.."
"thats what i call a good boy, so obedient~" Lucy spit into his hand and started slowly stroking jess' cock. up and down. up and down. jesus let out small whimpers. "you really enjoy this huh? be a good boy and moan a bit more for me~ i really wanna hear you~" Jesus tried not to make any sounds and bit his lip, but the touch of the devils hand just felt too good. it was surprising, how gentle he was. Jess let out small whimpers and moans. "thats a good boy.." lucy smirked. he softly kissed his neck, while still stroking his dick, wandering downwards, across his chest, stomache, until he softly kissed his lower stomache.
"f-fuck..." jess moaned, "stop teasing me.."
"beg for it." Lucy woudlnt move any further down with his lips. jess was embarrasses. begging? for a blowjob from the devil? he kept his mouth shut. "jess~" lucys face layed on his lower stomache and looked up in expectation. he could see jess trying to resist. after some seconds of silence, lucy moves his face above jess'. he layed on top of him, looking into eachothers eyes. he softly moves some hair in jess' face away. "jess.." he sighed. "if you dont want this just tell me." Jess looked away. "sweety, i might be the devil himself but im no way an asshole. i was an angel myself, you know." he layed his head on the chest below him, looking his guest in the face and slowly stroking it with his hand. they just layed there together for a moment, lucy listening to jess' heartbeat. jess was thinking to himself, what was he doing? what was His dad doing? you could think, literal god would have been smarter than sending his son to the devil. what happened? questions over questions. "Hey Lucy.." No answer. Jess looked down, just to see the man on his chest asleep. he looked so peaceful. jesus decided, just to call it a day and get some rest too.