First Swear 🤬

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You guys ready to read this? 😆

I'm gonna use symbols when it happens so none of you get offended.

Enjoy 😉.


The boys were fighting over the TV remote yet again.

JD: IT'S MY TV SO I DESERVE THE REMOTE! ALSO I'M THE OLDEST!

Spruce: You're a little too old to use the remote now.

JD: HEYYYYY!!! I'M ONLY TWELVE! 😡

Spruce: And a half.

Clay: I'M GLAD I'M YOUNGER THAN FLOYD! 😆

Floyd: EXCUSE YOU, I'm more than two years younger than you. I'm turning seven next month, and you're nine.

Clay: Righhhhhhhhht...😒

Floyd Suddenly grabbed the remote out of John Dory's hand and changed the channel to Bitty B's favorite show: Dancing With the Stars.

JD: WHAT ARE YOU DOING—

Floyd: It's Bitty B's favorite show—

JD: IS IT REALLY APPROPRIATE FOR A BABY TO WATCH THAT!? 😠

Floyd: Why not?

JD: IT'S INAPPROPRIATE FOR KIDS UNDER TEN YEARS OLD, SO YOU AND CLAY AND BITTY B AREN'T SUPPOSED TO WATCH IT! 😡😡😡

Floyd: It's not like Grandma could even care less, could she?

Suddenly Bitty B snatched the remote out of Floyd's hand and unplugged the batteries from it.

The TV immediately turned off.

Spruce: WHY—

Bitty B: Stop telewision, who wanna change the $#*% out of my diapie?

His brothers' eyes widened when they heard him say that.

Clay: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!? 😠😠😠

Spruce: HE SAID THE—

Clay: IT'S BECAUSE DORY SAYS IT TO HIMSELF IN FRONT OF BITTY B A LOT!

Floyd: Anyone wanna tell Grandma what he said?

Branch threw the batteries at Floyd's face.

Floyd: Really? 😑

JD: We'll tell her when she gets back from the market—

Bitty B smacked John Dory with a pillow.

Dory made the 😐 face.

Spruce: Our baby brother is so violent 😂😂😂.

Clay: BETTER THINK TWICE BEFORE LAUGHING ABOUT IT 😠!!!

Spruce and Clay wrestled on the rug, punching each other in the stomachs and pulling on each other's hair. Gladly no one got hurt.

Branch was cooing and laughing the whole time.

Branch: Westling! 😃😃😃

Floyd: It's pronounced "wrestling" Branch.

Branch hit him in the face with another pillow.

Branch: No gwammar talk!

Floyd: Rude 😑.

Suddenly Grandma Rosiepuff walked in.

Rosiepuff: I'm back, boys! 😃

She saw Clay and Spruce wrestling on the ground and they froze when they noticed her.

Rosiepuff: What's going on here? 😠

Clay: BITTY B SAID THE—

Branch: Who wanna change the $#*% out of my diapie? 😄😄😄

Rosiepuff: 😯 What did he just say, boys?

The boys: The s-bomb.

Rosiepuff: Clay and Spruce, you two are grounded for thirty minutes 😠.

Clay: WHAAAAAAAAATTTT!?

Spruce: WE DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHINGGGGG!!! 😩😩😩

Rosiepuff: Or you can change your baby brother's diaper instead 😏.

Clay and Spruce made the 😳 face.

Branch: *blows a raspberry at them 😝😝😝*


Thirty minutes later...

Clay: I'm glad we chose to be grounded instead of changing his diaper 😅.

Spruce: Yeah 😂.

They walk back into the living area to turn on the TV.

They had forgotten Branch had taken the batteries out of the remote.

Clay: Let's just put the batteries back in.

They went to the table where the batteries were last sitting.

They were all gone.

Clay: WH—

Spruce: Dory probably took it so Bitty B couldn't get to them.

Clay: Yeah, I think you're right.

Then they heard an explosion outside.

Their eyes widened 😲.

They ran to the window to see what was going on...

Floyd: GRANDMAAAAAA, BITTY B JUST SET A PACK OF BATTERIES ON FIRE!

Branch: Battewies! 😄

JD: AND THE ONES HE TOOK OUT FROM THE TV REMOTE! 😡

Floyd: Now we can't watch TV! *sniffs* WAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! 😭😭😭

John Dory pat him in the back gently.

JD: Grandma can go to the store again—

Rosiepuff: I'm not going back there. You and Floyd can go yourselves. *hands Dory a bunch of cash*

JD: Aww man.

Branch: Cashie! 😃😄

Floyd: WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! 😭😭😭

JD: Okay, come on Floyd! And Bitty B you're coming too 😠.

Branch: YA! *claps his hands excitedly* who wanna change the $#*% out of my—

Floyd and JD: NO!!!

Branch: Diapie! 😃😄

Floyd: WE ALREADY DID BECAUSE CLAY AND SPRUCE REFUSED! AND IT'S YOUR FAULT, JD! 😡😡😡

JD: SO WHAT IF I CURSE TO MYSELF SOMETIMES!? AND I DIDN'T MEAN TO INFLUENCE BITTY B ON IT!

Floyd: Remember this Bitty B - no more swearing. Understand?

Branch: Undewstand! 😄

Then Floyd picked him up as the three of them walked off to the store to buy new packs of batteries.

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