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I was randomly thinking of this last night and that's the reason why I got little sleep.

Enjoy ;)))


After the events of Trolls Band Together...

Poppy, Viva, and all the BroZone brothers were hanging out together on a giant boat that was still tied to a dock.

They were just talking a while, but soon they ended up bored with barely anything to do.

Clay: I wonder if there's anywhere we could go together.😐

JD: There's a mall right there on the dock--

Spruce: Wait there is?😃

Floyd: Well do we know if it's open or not?

JD: There are literally a hundred trolls walking around there.

Floyd: But how do you know that they're not managers?

Viva: Because they're not wearing manager clothing.😂

Branch: That's true.

I forgot to say Branch is wearing the glasses in the Trolls Band Together leak photo of the second trailer.

No he's not wearing a diaper if you wonder that -.-

Poppy: Wait then should we g--

Spruce: Don't worry guys I'ma go for you all 😉.

Branch: Uhhh, I don't think that's a good idea Spruce-

Clay: Wait, Spruce, don't you have to bring money with you?

Spruce: ... OHHHHHHHHH, rightttttt!😅😧

Clay: Which is why I brought this with me.

Clay takes $100 out of his pocket and puts it in Spruce's hand.

Spruce: Wait, Clay what are you- Clay, no no no, you- you don't have to give me this much, brother.😊

Clay: Just in case. It's better to have more than less with you.

Spruce: Don't worry it's not like I'm gonna buy that much there.

Before Clay could respond he dashed off into the mall.

Branch: Clay, you realize him saying he's "not gonna buy a lot of stuff" is an excuse for him to buy a lot of stuff, right?

Clay: I don't really care as long as he doesn't get into any eyeliner in the makeup section.


Of course, Spruce couldn't promise Clay he wasn't gonna buy a lot for them.

He's the one brother of the BroZone band who is just into getting a lot when he can.

And Clay jinxed it.

His first stop was the eyeliner in the makeup section.

And they were sample-allowed for each one of them.

Spruce: OOOOOOOOH they have 50 options 😏. I'ma try them all.

One by one he decided whether he wanted each color or not.

Spruce: Meh, that one I could use on John Dory while he's asleep.

...OOOOOO THIS ONE MATCHES MY HAIR COLOR!

...ThIs OnE lOoKs LiKe PoPpY's CoLoR 🥴.

To those of you who don't know I'll explain: before DreamWorks released Spruce was married with children in the actual film, me and some of my friends assumed there would be one brother trying to flirt with Poppy even though she and Branch were together (because who knows things like that happen in movies sometimes). We assumed it would be Spruce, so even though he already has family I just wanted to add this in.

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