Reckless Serenade, Elijah Hewson

008 beer and lucky charms

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2 people

lennon marlowe . . . lennon
elijah hewson . . . eugene fitzherbert

eugene fitzherbert
you know it's very strange to be
making fun of my accent when we're
in ireland . . . i should be the one
making fun of you

lennon
i already apologised for that 😩😩
but if you're offering to do a british
accent i wouldn't say no

eugene fitzherbert
you have to get me drunk for that

lennon
damn i was just planning on giving
you puppy dog eyes

anyway i'm sure my irish wasn't
that bad 😐

eugene fitzherbert
you kept saying "pour me a pint of
the black stuff" and asking for lucky
charms

lennon
i don't even like beer 😭😭

eugene fitzherbert
i think you wanted to use the beer as
milk for the cereal

lennon
oh i've done that before it doesn't
taste good

eugene fitzherbert
i'm very concerned

lennon
it made sense at the time and anya
can be very convincing

so i sang the narnia song and did
an irish accent good to know that
i don't do anything embarrassing
whilst intoxicated 😀👍

eugene fitzherbert
add taking the piss out of my name
onto that list

lennon
oohh now your contact name makes
sense i forgot why i made it eugene
fitzherbert 🥴🥴

also no matter how famous you are
naming your child elijah bob patricius
guggi q hewson has to be child abuse

eugene fitzherbert
eugene fitzherbert???

lennon
from disney's greatest princess
movie tangled?!?!!

eugene fitzherbert
i've never seen it but i'll take your
word for it

lennon
or you could just watch it and then
you can judge for yourself?

eugene fitzherbert
princes movies aren't really my thing

lennon
ah i see, you think you're too cool

eugene fitzherbert
i didn't say that