Reckless Serenade, Elijah Hewson

043 pi eve hewson in the building

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hewson household 🤘, 6 people

elijah hewson . . . lil 'lijah
paul david hewson (bono) . . . dad 🎸
ali hewson . . . mum ❤️
eve hewson . . . heevie jeebies
jordan hewson . . . bore-dan
john hewson . . . baby hewson

heevie jeebies
i should become a private
investigator

pi eve hewson in the building,
reporting that elijah and lennon
are back together!!

lil 'lijah
we can't be 'back' together if
we were never together in the
first place

bore-dan
we get it you never dated, can
you finally stop complaining
about it?

lil 'lijah
i wasn't complaining i was
trying to get you guys to stop
saying we were together!!

mum ❤️
you kinda did complain
a lot 😬😬

lil 'lijah
you're meant to be on my
side!!

mum ❤️
you know i never pick sides but
you would never stop taking
about her and how you weren't
together

baby hewson
even mum knows you are
whipped 💀

bore-dan
like father like son

dad 🎸
which is nothing to be ashamed
of, if you're like me then you're
really cool

heevie jeebies
yeah sure 👌

anyway elijah went to glasgow
with her and didn't even tell
any of us!!

lil 'lijah
you are such a snitch and she's
alone on tour so i wanted to
keep her company like a good
FRIEND

mum ❤️
aww elijah that's so nice of you

bore-dan
yeah a VERY good friend if
you catch my drift

heevie jeebies
why don't you just ask her out?

lil 'lijah
she's got a boyfriend

heevie jeebies
so you're saying that the
only thing stopping you is her
having a boyfriend?

lil 'lijah
among other things!

bore-dan
. . . like?

lil 'lijah
just things!

baby hewson
yeah okay we believe you

dad 🎸
does she know that you're
my son? if not tell her and it
might change things

lil 'lijah
i'm not using your name to
get a girlfriend! and anyway
she already knows

dad 🎸
and being bono's son didn't
convince her?!

mum ❤️
stop being so conceited

heevie jeebies
definitely like father like son