Reckless Serenade, Elijah Hewson

061 girlsplain mansplaining

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inhaler? i hardly know her, 11 people

lennon marlowe . . . john lennon
thea beckett . . . ho(thea)d 🧯
harper adler . . . harp 🎶
margot wilson . . . magpie
vincent hudson . . . 50 cent
harvey wallace . . . harry houdini 🪄
anya murphy . . . murphmallow
elijah hewson . . . hewie 💛
robert keating . . . bobert 🤖
josh jenkinson . . . fluffernutter
ryan mcmahon . . . rocket man 🚀

magpie
dear inhaler, come get your freak
of a man he keeps harassing me,
sincerely a scared girl xx

hewie 💛
we're training him to socialise

john lennon
he's made great progress
we're all very proud of him

rocket man 🚀
if he has a normal conversation
then he gets a treat

bobert 🤖
treat = beer 😁

magpie
well he's failing ... miserably

john lennon
you have to be encouraging!
the second step on the dog training
article i read, said to use positivity

fluffernutter
☹️ and you can't be mean when
he's trying his best

magpie
HE'S THE ONE BEING MEAN?!

ho(thea)d 🧯
a woman being blamed for a
mans actions? i think i've seen
this film before ...

john lennon
and i didn't like the ending
😔😔💔💔

hewie
i'm not your problem anymore
😔😔💔💔

murphmallow
she has him quoting taylor?!?

john lennon
i've been preparing him for if we
ever need to do a karaoke duet

fluffernutter
oh, trust me we've been over this,
he was quoting cowboy like me
the other day

john lennon
HE WAS?!?! i'm so proud 😭

rocket man 🚀
considering it's lennon's last
show today maybe you could,
idk ... sing a song together 😁
... please

50 cent
i think the internet might die

murphmallow
we all remember her birthday,
them singing it won't always be
like this lives rent free in my head

harry houdini 🪄
i could not live without the
internet, please don't kill it ☹️

everything i know is because
i've googled it

ho(thea)d 🧯
trust me, we know

magpie
can you google how to get
a weirdo to leave you alone?

robert 🤖
(once again) i apologise for
mansplaining .... but also you
were being a fucking idiot so i
felt like an explanation was
needed 👍