bakudeku skits

part.. wait what?

hi. guess who's back.

I may just be nice and update a book chapter for those desperate people I know 🫢

requests are open as this is just something I'm doing to get creative fuels flowing lol.

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bakugou glared at denki, the yellow haired male, who sat at the desk in his room looking at bakugou sheepishly. deku, meanwhile, was practically trying not to wheeze. bakudou inhaled and exhaled, looking straight I to denkis eyes while he folded his hands.

"spell, red." the blonde said slowly while midoriya snickered while he leaned against bakugou.

"red?" denki repeated, tapping his pointer on his chin. "g. a. y." denki confirmed, quite proudly. deku audibly wheezes, clutching his stomach while kicking his feet and falling into bakugous lap. bakugou make a hybrid sound between a snort and a growl.

"get a fucking grip since face!" he half sobbed, ready to give up on this alert tutoring session after he discovered denki dosent know what an exponent was.

denki shrugged and folded his legs. "what colors a carrot?" bakugou said slowly, as if he was talking to a toddler. denki paused, looking generally concerned, spooking bakugou.

"carrot?" denki repeated. "I thinks is.. uh.." denki stopped, growing. deku was coughing, sputtering out laughs because he couldn't fucking breathe. Bakugou was staring wide eyes with a twitching brow.

"I thiiinkk its uhh.. uh.. I thinks it's a carrot." he said, crossing his arms and tapping his shoe on the dorms floor. "uhh.. carrot.. bouta.." denki said in half gibberish. he frowned and cocked his head and bakugou stared with his jaw dropped.

"ouhhhh.. I dunno bout carrots, I dunno nothin about carrots." denki finished, swatting his hand and staring at deku who just fell off bakugous lap, from his bed, and onto the floor causing a loud thump to resonate through the dorms.

"what the hell.." bakugou muttered, leaning back onto the bed with a thump. he was fresh out of obvious questions.

wait that was a lie.

he bolted up and snapped his fingers.

"if you dig a 6 foot hole, how big is the hole?" bakugou said with the tonest amount of hope. deku sat up slowly, wiping tears in his eyes while he giggled.

"it's prolly, like, 20 feet." denki said, giving a thumbs up. deku gasped and fell over in laughter again, pounding the floor with his fist as a slight sizzling could be heard.

"oh shit I need to go-" denki said, looking at the smoke coming up from bakugous palms. he scuffled out of the desk chair and bolted from bakugous room with a slam of the door.

bakugou looked down at deku and scooped him up back onto the bed. "you good?" he asked, quirking a brow at the male who was full on wheezing on the sheets of his bed. "n-nHoOo-" deku wheezed out, opening his eyes and rising up, leaning on bakugous shoulder. 

"I need a lung transplant because I swear I can't brEaThe-" deku sobbed falling into bakugous lap again as the blonde snorted.

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weird ideas at 3am vibes.

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bye my juice boxes!!