at home, the chick-fil-a cow sobbed in the corner of his room. though his stomach was full from eating all those happy meals, he couldn't bring himself to let out even one juicy queef.
he looked out his window, watching the happy couples walk home, he sobbed more, then got up to watch some scooby doo.
as he watched, he realized how hot the scooby dog was, he wished more than anything to be with him, he dreamed of them sharing happy meals in the kids play place of chick-fil-a, the cow knew he had to find his pookie poo, and scooby was the one.
The next day the chick-fil-a cow woke up early and made his way to scoobs shack, he was too exited to see him that he let out a massive shart bigger than a tsunami.
On the way there he ran into shaggy who was walking outside scoobys shed.
"yoo what's good my homiee" shaggy said.
"would you like to come in and have some scooby snacks with us?" scooby barked to the cow.
"i would love scooby snacks!" the cow mooed. "but i would rather have you..." he muttered under his breath, blushing at the hansome canine
"What was that?" the attractive dog asked.
"N-nothing!" the cow stuttered cutely.
He thought to himself, "I can't let S-Scooby senpai find out my feelings...!"
he followed scooby into his shed, he watched as his buttcheeks jiggled as he walked along. "i want a peice of that.." he said, a bit too loudly. scooby turned around "well, you could have just asked me kitten" scooby grabbed the cow by the waist and collapsed to the floor with him in his arms. shaggy finaly couldn't take it and hopped in with them. He landed on the cows stomach, a fart erupted from the cows buss. The cow looked up at scooby and shaggy, his eyes filled with embarrassment, he thought to himself, "was my fart juicy enough for them?"
scooby inhaled the fart with much pleasure while shaggy sniffed in a delightful manner. The cow stood up and asked shyly "w-will you c-come with m-me to eat h-happy meals in the kids p-play place with me pookie?" he shivered nervously, afraid of being rejected once more. shaggy and scooby both looked up to him, a sparkle in their eyes. "i would love to snookums" shaggy said. "anything for our little kitty poo baby pie." scooby barked.
The cow knew from then on,
he had found
true love.
