waluigi says 'wa' everyday until dekuyama is popular || volume 7

day 128: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...' - HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!

guys if you can't always see images on whatever you're reading this on (hint hint, an mp3 player)*, i'd recommend you use a device that can because there's a fairly important image popping up. if you can't see the image no matter want, don't worry, there will be alt text.

*context: one of my ao3 readers uses an mp3 player to read. if youve decided to read on wattpad all of a sudden (why) then hi xylo!!!!!

When Waluigi woke up that morning, he felt as if something was different, but he couldn't quite place what it was. He knew that something special was meant to happen, but had no idea what that special thing could possibly be. He figured he would figure out later, though he didn't realise that 'later' would be so soon. As he went across the hall, past all of the bedrooms, he realised that nobody had woken up yet; their lights were all off. He had probably just woken up early, he figured. It was as he went downstairs that he realised he was wrong. It was clearly bright outside and it was March - of course, some people wouldn't be up and some would be downstairs already, but at least Ash would probably be awake and in their room. Unless, of course, he had woken up late, and everyone else had already been ready. But, as he entered the kitchen, to make his breakfast, he realised all of the cupboards were bare, the fridge was empty, hell, there wasn't even any crockery.

And then he entered the living room.

There was the sound of 22 voices, all saying 'Happy anniversary!' (as well as numerous bird calls and pig snorts) as softly as possibly.
'Now can someone please explain why on earth we had to say that softly?' asked Robotnik.
'Well, about half of the people currently in this room have sensory issues, and we don't want a meltdown on our anniversary.' replied Tails. After he said that, he pressed play on his MP3 player and Fly Away by TeddyLoid began to play.
'Oh yeah, and you might want to like, look especially good or something,' said jup1t3r, a mischevious glint in her eye. He would have put on his cap, but it was a special occasion, so he pulled a rose out from a vase in the kitchen, took of all of the thorns and put it behind his ear.

Everyone urged him towards the dining room, in which was a splendid feast of many tastes. Right in the centre, stood behind the table, was Wario.

'WARIO!' cried Waluigi.
'WALUIGI!' replied Wario. Waluigi picked him up and gave him a hug. The two began to speak the gibberish they would always speak when around each other, telling each other about their lives and everything. The Mario brothers had also been behind, either side of Wario. They were dressed for the special occasion as well.

As the festivities continued, Waluigi gave a splediforous 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

A ginormous thank you to everyone, regardless of how long you've been following, whether you've been here since day one or if this is your first chapter. I'm incredibly proud to have been writing this fanfic, even if the 'everyday' isn't accurate, even if this isn't the 365th chapter, it has been wonderful.

I can't wait for more!

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Thank you to all 1880 of you who have clicked on this fanfic, to all 13 (including myself) of you who left 230 comments, to anyone who has even glanced at the tumblr blog, I am overjoyed to have had so much support and love from you guys!

ADDITIONAL SUPER COOL WATTPAD THANK YOU:

If anyone here is patient enough to have reached this message as someone who has read the fic, then thank you. thank you so very much. i dont know your user tho so i cant mention it. also i was gonna say 'oh, maybe the 1st wattpad volume is reaching its anniversa-' no. no it is not. i released it on the 29th june 2022. its currently the 24th may 2023. shame.