"Don't you hate when you dookie yourself in the middle of the highway and it gets all on your leather seats?!"
An visual representation is shown of an actor with their car door open staring at a pile of shit on their leather seats with a dull look on their face.
"Or don't you hate when dookie gets all over your 5 month year old infant's clothes and you can't get it off so you then decide to throw it away but then your whole house starts to smell like dookie and then you're-"
"Jayda- Jayda- Enough."
"Oh- sorry."
An visual representation is then shown of an infant crying with shit on the back of their onesie and their mom stressing.
"Well there's no need to fear when DOOKOFF! is near!"
Jayda Dior is shown on screen sitting in a directors chair smiling as the camera pans in.
"So Jayda tell us, what exactly is DOOKOFF! ?"
"I'm glad you asked! DOOKIEOFF is an repellent for dookie!"
"What does DOOKOFF! do?"
"DOOKOFF! makes dookie on any fabric slide off with no stain, no smell or anything!"
A person with shit on their face walks into frame where Jayda is.
"You see this? This person right here is a SHITFACE! No more SHITFACE! With DOOKOFF! Hahahah!"
Jayda shakes up a bottle of DOOKOFF! before spraying it on the 'Shitface'.
A logo flys on the screen, covering the whole screen that says "DOOKOFF!" "Coming to a store near you soon!"
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Imani and Steve look down at each other from the Spin In Records & Electronics television that is mounted onto the wall in the store.
"What the fuck was that?!" Imani asks, raising an eyebrow in suspicion. Steve doesn't say anything he just looks at her with that 'Hey, I don't know! Don't ask me.' look.
Imani and Steve both shoot their attention to Marc who is leaving from the back to head home.
"Alright Imani and Steve I'm out! See y'all in a while crocodiles!" Marc laughs awkwardly at his own joke as Imani and Steve turn around unamused at the same time and both wave him goodbye at the same time.
Marc shoots them both a look, an confused look plastered clearly on his face. "I've never understood how much you two are in sync when he never talks." Marc points at Steve, side eyeing him.
"You just don't understand, Marc." Imani squints, death glaring Marc. "You. Just. Don't. Understand."
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Steve kisses Imani passionately before picking her up, sitting her on a stack of vinyls as he continues to kiss her. Marc just stares on in somewhat disgust before Steve and Imani look back at him
"Yeah, you're right. I don't understand." Marc walks away leaving Imani and Steve dumbfounded.
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"Hey! What's up girl? Did you preorder your DOOKOFF! ?" Jayda asks an random woman walking out of Spin In Records & Electronics as she is going in.
"No I'm good." The woman's response fades away as she walks out of the store. Jayda purposely ignores her as she makes her way over to Imani who is behind the counter and Steve who is organizing vinyls in the store.
"Hey Imani! Hey Steve!" Jayda waves "Did y'all pre order Do-" Jayda gets cut off by Imani.
"I saw the commercial Jayda. You are fucking nuts."
"Thank you, thank you! A bitch has to promote some kind of way!" Jayda leans back on counter, crossing arms.
"So what's ya plans today?" Imani asks as she wipes down the left side of the counter.
