RileySanders617
★☆☆☆☆: "DOOKOFF! ruined my life! I sprayed DOOKOFF! on my baby's clothes and it broke her skin out terrible. I want a refund!"
MossiMission
★★☆☆☆: I used to be a fan of Jayda Dior and her Scativities but once she came up with DOOKOFF! that's when I fell back from her, completely. I purchased a bottle of DOOKOFF! around last month and it has now turned everything that I sprayed it on brown! I can't get my money or my time back which makes me even more angrier. *Ps* The only reason why I rated this item 2 stars is because I used to be a Scatty Kat of Jayda's myself! SMH.
WreckingWalter6643
★☆☆☆☆
Jayda and Kai both look up from the computer screen in their apartment over to each other, the look of uneasiness covered the faces of the two individuals.
"I didn't think the reviews were gonna be this bad- I thought the people and my Scatty Kats loved DOOK-" Jayda gets cut OFF! by an hyper and excited Kai who is now pointing and screaming at the computer screen, clearly trying to get Jayda's attention.
"What?" Jayda asks, raising an eyebrow at Kai who is still going.
"Look! It's a good rating! 5 stars!" Kai smiles ear from ear pointing at the screen, making Jayda look from him back to the computer screen again.
SkattyKattyKat6000
★★★★★:
DOOKOFF! DOOKOFF! DOOKOFF! *Chants* WHOOT! WHOOT!
"Oh- that was me on my burner. A bitch had to get something shaking, shit!" Jayda replies, having no shame in her game whatsoever.
"No! This one." Kai points at another review, the excitement still in him.
DanMiller7
★★★★★:
"I actually love DOOKOFF! I wasn't really a fan of it at first but it really helps! I just purchased my whole family a bottle each and they love it."
Jayda scoots up in her chair from excitement "Oh my god! That's Dan from Spin In Records & Electronics! I knew he would love DOOKOFF! once he gave it a try."
The excitement that was on Kai's face instantly turns into a concerned confused look. "Who?" Kai asks, raising his shoulders before dropping them.
"Dan! Imani and Steve's manager at the record store. The one that came inside of the store that one time and I had to hide like five DOOKOFF! bottles in my ass and then when he ca-" Jayda gets cut off once again, this time by an E-Mail notification that made a dinging noise from the computer, catching Jayda's and Kai's full attention. The email was subjected as "DOOKOFF! Inquiries" sent by Protonix INC. and it read...
Dear Ms. Dior,
I hope this letter finds you in good health and high spirits. I am writing on behalf of Protonix Inc, a leading company specializing in innovative consumer products. We've manufactured products like QuikFresh, LifeSync, LunaBites and BrewMist Beverage Machines. We've messaged you today in regards of your Feces Repellent Spray titled "DOOKOFF!". Our team here at Protonix INC have did our research and study on "DOOKOFF!" and we are interested in purchasing the product. Call the number below when you get a chance and we can set up a presentation meeting Mon-Thurs this week at Protonix Inc. Headquarters located in downtown Carbonado City. Contact us to let us know!
777-324-6590"
After reading the email sent by Protonix Inc, Jayda and Kai both turn to each other at the same time before Jayda quickly breaks the silence.
"Buckle up Kai. We getting paid today baby!"
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A confident Jayda stands in front of over 20 Protonix Inc representatives who are all seated at a big meeting table, giving Jayda their full unprovided attention. Jayda clears her throat before confidently speaking.
